巴黎 2016年
God, do I hate Paris. 老天，我超討厭巴黎的
Not to worry. Probably won't be 別擔心，再討厭也沒多久了
around much longer. 別擔心，再討厭也沒多久了
I've been waiting a long time for this. 我等這一刻很久了
I guess what... What I'm trying to say is, 我猜我想說的是...
- Lisa, will you mar...? - Bonjour. 莉莎，妳願意嫁... 你好
We're with Tower security. 我們是鐵塔保全
Uh, we're terribly sorry, 抱歉，但你們不該在這裡的
but you're not supposed to be here. 抱歉，但你們不該在這裡的
- Sorry. - Sorry. 抱歉，抱歉
- So? She say yes? 她答應了嗎？
- I haven't asked yet. - He hasn't asked yet. 我還沒問，她還沒問
Oh, well, that's a terrible shame, isn't it? 真是太可惜了，對不對？
Because, you see, that blinking light back there 那個閃爍的燈代表二號通道有缺口
means there's been a breach in Portal 2. 那個閃爍的燈代表二號通道有缺口
Which means, in just a few minutes, 意思是幾分鐘後
the most vile creatures in the entire universe, 全宇宙最邪惡的生物，蜂星人...
the Hive, are gonna consume 就會把所有人類全部吃光
every last one of us from the inside out. 就會把所有人類全部吃光
I don't understand. 我不懂
All will be explained if you look right... 我們會解釋一切，請看...
here. 這裡
The Tower was closed for repairs. 鐵塔在維修
Ask her on the way down. 下去時再求婚吧
This way, please. 請往這邊走
Thank you. 謝謝
Mind the gap. 小心腳步
Right. Shall we? 好了，開始吧？
Let's do this. 我們上
Hey, guys. 你們好
Who the hell are you? 你誰啊？
Ask her again down on the ground. 到地面再求婚一次吧
- Whew. - Ah, there you are. 你回來了
Yeah. All right.
Let's try this again, shall we? 我們再試一次，好嗎？
So, what's the play here? 你有什麼計劃？
We've been in this situation before. 我們處理過這種情況
We've never faced the Hive before. 我們從沒面對過蜂星人
They've never faced us. 他們也沒面對過我們
Always remember, 記住
The universe has a way of leading you 宇宙總會在正確的時間點
to where you're supposed to be 宇宙總會在正確的時間點
at the moment you're supposed to be there. 引領你到你該去的地方
Yeah, well, sometimes, the universe gets it wrong. 有時候宇宙也會出錯
布魯克林 20年前
"↖你在這裡"
"時間簡史"
"Let's have some action. 讓我們動起來
I want some asses wiggling. 我要屁股扭起來
I want some perfection." 我要完美演出
Get my three-wood. 拿球桿給我
- Come on, let's go. - Okay, okay. 動作快，好啦...
Careful. 小心點
Oh, my God! 老天爺
- Oh, my God. Baby. - What? 寶貝... 是什麼？
Uh...
That wasn't no animal, okay? 那不是動物，而是...
It was a... It was a...
I ain't never seen nothing like that before. 我從沒看過那種東西
It was, like, a creature. 他是一種生物
What? Harold, call the police. 什麼？哈洛，快報警
- The who? - The police. Call the police! 誰？警察啦，快報警
That was fast. 來的真快
Evening. We're from Animal Control. 我們是動保處的人
- You saw something? - We haven't called yet. 你們看到東西了？我們都還沒打電話呢
Are we in danger? Does it have rabies? 我們會得狂犬病嗎？
That wasn't a regular animal. 那不是一般動物
- It was like... - The creature you saw was 那是來自仙女座II的無照塔倫星人
an unlicensed Tarantian from Andromeda II. 那是來自仙女座II的無照塔倫星人
Very rare, very dangerous. 非常少見、非常危險
- Sorry, what? - A Tarantian. 你說什麼？塔倫星人，女士
I know. He looks cute now. 我知道，他現在是很可愛
- Tarantian? - But when they hit puberty, 塔倫星人？一旦進入青春期
they turn into real monsters. 他們就會變成真正的怪物
Shh.
Don't be scared. It's okay. 別怕，沒事的
Tell me, is there anyone else in the house? 屋裡還有其他人嗎？
Just our daughter. She's sleeping. 只有我們的女兒，她在睡覺
A raccoon. Yeah, that's your problem, folks. 一隻浣熊，就是浣熊沒錯
Go ahead and make sure those trash can lids 請務必確保垃圾桶都蓋好...
are on nice and tight, and we were never here. 我們也沒來過
We should go check on Molly. 也許我們該去看看莫莉
[GASPS] We've gotta get you out of here. 你必須離開這裡
Come on. 快啊
It's okay. 沒事的，
- I'm your friend. I'm Molly. Go on. 我是你的朋友，我叫莫莉，去吧
Molly. 莫莉
Kabla nakshulin. 卡布拉納秀林
Well, Molly, you've scored excellent 莫莉，妳所有項目都拿下高分
or above in every area. 莫莉，妳所有項目都拿下高分 (聯邦調查局新探員申請表)
Fitness, deductive reasoning, logic, 體能、演繹推理 (聯邦調查局 紐約分部)
weapons training. 邏輯，武器訓練
Just one problem. 只有一個問題
You didn't check a box. 妳少打一個勾
For your preferred division. Everyone has to check a box. 每個人都要勾選想進入的部門
Hm.
Yeah, I made my own box 我自己畫了一個框框...
for the division that has no box. 給不在表格裡的那個部門
You know, the division where they wear black suits 那個部門的人都穿黑色西裝...
and deal with the guys from... 還要應付來自... (中央情報局 紐約辦公室)
...up there. "那裡"的人
You mean, Accounting? 妳是指會計部？
No, like... 不是，是...
Yeah, still... 對，
Accounting. 就是會計部
That should fix the glitch. 這樣應該就行了，
- Remember, we care. - You're good to go. 請記住，我們在乎，沒問題
- And remember, we care. 請記住，我們在乎
Look for the icon marked advanced extensions. 找找叫"進階擴充功能"的圖示
Okay. - Click on it. 點它
Which icon? There's a bunch... 哪一個圖示？
- Thirteenth icon from the left. - Whose left? 左邊數過來第13個，誰的左邊？
- Your left. - Oh, sorry. 妳的左邊，抱歉，
- I got it now. - Okay, got it? 我看到了，看到了嗎？
Yeah, got it. 對，我看到了
- Are you still there? (追蹤新異常物體)
- Hello? Help. What's going on? - Oh, no. 喂？幫我，怎麼回事？沒事
Nothing. Let me just run a little diagnostic on my end, 我先跑一下診斷程序
and I will be back. No, it won't take long. 你稍候一下
Not long at all. Okay. 不會很久，一下就好
What the f...? 搞什麼...
- This is perplexing. - Is it? 真奇怪，那是...
Is it? 那是...
A-L-I-E-N-S? 歪...星...人嗎？
I don't know why you always insist 真不懂你幹嘛要用氣音拼字
on whispering and spelling that. 真不懂你幹嘛要用氣音拼字
Finally decided to show up, huh? 終於決定要現身了
Oh, my God. 我的天 (2019AMRJ 異常物體)
All I have to do is figure out 我只要找出軌道就行了
trajectory, and I am in. 我只要找出軌道就行了
- I'm back. Okay, try this. Hi. 我回來了妳試試這個
- Unplug it, plug it back in. - Okay. 把線拔掉，再插回去
- And remember, we care. - Hello? 請記住，我們在乎
I have to go. 我得閃人了
Jimmy's coming back to get the kids. 吉米回來找小孩了
Yes. 好耶
Okay. Let's see where you are now. 好，來看看你現在在哪裡
(美國太空總署)
Welcome back, Professor Armitage. 歡迎回來，阿米塔奇教授
Oh, you tricky one. 你真狡猾， (軌跡異常)
I don't think you're a meteor after all, are you? 你根本就不是流星，對吧？
Nope, I think you are an unauthorized landing. 我看你是想擅自著陸 (紐約布魯克林 14時22分)
This is it. 就是這個
It's all happening. 真的要發生了
See you soon, Jimmy. 待會見，吉米
外星前夫吉米："我來了，寶貝"
Right here, right here. 就在這裡...
Right here. 就在...這裡
- Hey, hey. - Hey. 喂
Please keep the meter running. 請你繼續跳表
I'll pay you extra. 我會多付你錢
What? 什麼...
(危險 高壓電柵欄)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Jimmy. 得了，吉米，
What are you doing back on Earth? 你回來地球幹嘛？
Hey, this is...? This is Earth? 這裡是地球？
My bad, guys. Come on. 我弄錯了
Tell it to O back at HQ. 你去跟總部O說吧
I want to see my kids. 我只想看孩子
Get this ship out of here. 把這艘船弄走
I'll escort our Zamporian friend back. 我會送這個贊波星人回去
- Don't lose them. - What? 別跟丟他們！什麼？
- I'm on it. On it. - Go, go, go. Go. 好... 快點...
Hey, did they bring in that Zamporian yet? 那個贊波星人到了嗎？
Came in a couple of minutes ahead of you. 早妳幾分鐘到
The guy tried to sneak in behind a Perseid meteor shower. 那傢伙想趁英仙座流星雨偷溜進來
Amateur hour. Am I right? 嫩咖一個，對吧？
Right as rain. 說的好
Rain don't lie. 好極了
Sheesh, talk about amateur hour. 還好意思說人家嫩咖
Hey, you gonna call this in, or what? 你要不要通報啦？
Code Black. 黑色警報
Unauthorized visitor. 未經授權的訪客
Lockdown protocol engaged 封鎖程序啟動，
in three, two, one. 倒數3、2、1
All right, who's she working for? 好的，她是哪來的？
She claims to be working alone. 她宣稱是獨自行動
A random civilian simply waltzes in 一個路人隨便從大街上走進來
off the high street. I don't think so. 我可不這麼想
(寬提科心理評估:妄想)
Neuralyze her. 消除她
- No, no, no. Don't. 不要...！
I know what that thing is. Please. 我知道那個裝置，拜託
Hang on. Hang on. 等等...
She had an experience. 她有經驗
It erased my parents' memories, but it didn't take mine. 我爸媽不記得了，但我可沒忘
So my whole life, everyone's called me crazy. 大家總說我是瘋子
They said that I needed therapy, 需要治療，
which, okay, admittedly, I did, 我承認我是需要的...
but not for this. 但不是因為我瘋了
Did she really hack into the Hubble Telescope 她真的駭進哈伯望遠鏡
to look at Andromeda II, and we didn't catch her? 看仙女座星II，而我們沒發現？
In the old days, we'd have hired her. 以前的我們會雇用她
It took me 20 years to find you, plus or minus. 我花了20年才找到你們，大約啦
How many people can say that? 有多少人能這麼說？
I found you. 我找到你們了
So you found us. You proved you're not crazy. 你找到我們，證明自己沒瘋
You win the I'm Not Crazy badge. Now what? 妳贏得"我沒瘋"徽章，然後呢？
- I want in. - We don't hire. We recruit. 我要加入，我們不徵人，只招募人
Then I'd like to be recruited. 那我想被招募
I'm going to need more. 我需要更多證明，但...
But would you mind giving me one good reason? 妳能給我一個充分的理由嗎？
Because I'm smart. 因為我聰明
I'm motivated. 積極
I look good in black. I'm... 我穿黑色很正，我...
Boring me. 無聊
Because I have absolutely no life whatsoever. 因為我完全沒有自己的人生
I have nothing. I have no dog, no cat, 我一無所有，沒有狗、沒有貓...
definitely no chill. 不懂得放鬆
I have nothing that I couldn't 我毫無牽掛
happily walk away from, 我毫無牽掛
which makes me perfect for this job. 是這工作的完美人選
Well, you're certainly suitably tragic. 妳確實是合適慘了
No love? No relationships? 沒談戀愛？沒對象？
They just distract you from what's important. 他們只讓你無法專注在正事上
Hm, really? And what's important? 是嗎？什麼是正事？
The truth of the universe. 宇宙的真相
I wanna know everything. 我想知道一切是怎麼運作的
I wanna know how it all works. 我想知道一切是怎麼運作的
You really think a black suit 妳以為穿著黑西裝就能無往不利？
is going to solve all your problems? 妳以為穿著黑西裝就能無往不利？
Mmm... No, but it looks damn good on you. 不，但妳穿起來超好看
That's true. 這倒是真的
通過
From this moment, you will conform 妳從此必須遵從我們給妳的身份
to the identity we give you. 妳從此必須遵從我們給妳的身份
You will dress only in MIB Special Services attire. 妳只能穿著MIB特務的服裝
You have been trained in the use 我們已訓練妳使用MIB核准的科技
of MIB-sanctioned technology, vehicles and weaponry. 車輛和武器
Mm-mm.
You will not stand out in any way. 妳不得以任何方式突顯自己
You are no longer part of the system. 妳不再是體制內的一份子
You do not exist. 妳不存在
Check, please. 我要買單
We are above the system. 我們高於體制，
Over it, beyond it. We are them. We are they. 超越體制，我們就是體制
We are the Men in Black. 我們是Men in Black
The "Men" in Black? Men in Black？
Don't. Don't start. 不要激我談平權
I've had the conversation. 我還在努力
They didn't seem to be able to let it go. 他們似乎放不下，
It's a process. Attachment issue, I think. 這只是個過程，大概捨不得吧
There's your first assignment. 妳的第一個任務
Okay. When do I get my...? 好，我什麼時候會有...
- It's called a neuralyzer. 那叫記憶消除器，
And you don't just get it, you earn it. 妳要靠自己爭取
You've been accepted for a probationary period. 妳現在還在試用期
Impress me, and we'll see about the bzzz. 讓我刮目相看，我們就會考慮...
- Okay. - Hm. 好的
(任務：MIB倫敦)
You're a fan of the truth, aren't you, Agent M? 妳喜歡真相是吧，M探員？
- I like it. - Mm. 我喜歡
I think we may have a problem in London. 我們在倫敦可能有個問題
[BIG BEN CHIMES] 倫敦
Wow, that is smooth. 哇，真順口
Let's keep them coming, shall we? 繼續倒，好嗎？
Another round. 再來一輪
Ah!
So can I just say how much I'm liking this place? 你們知道我有多喜歡這裡嗎？
It's formal, but not too stuffy. 正式卻不沉悶，
Classic, but still kind of stylish. 古典卻不失潮流
Makes it a very Eyes Wide Shut kind of vibe. 很有"大開眼界"的氛圍
I'm kidding. 開玩笑的，
Sort of. 算是啦
Hoo, hoo!
Or is it mostly just 還是因為這場致命的豪賭？
the lethal high-stakes gambling? 還是因為這場致命的豪賭？
Thank you very much. 非常謝謝你
Would you look at that? Straight to the ace, gentlemen. 你們看，是最大的順子耶
That's me again. 我又來了
Let's talk business, shall we? 來談談生意吧，如何？
I can move this stuff. 我能把貨銷掉
Who do I speak with about getting 要跟誰談才能拿到更多貨？我要加入
a lot more of it? Because I'm in. 要跟誰談才能拿到更多貨？我要加入
You're not. 不行
You see, I have a very strict 我有非常嚴格的星際戰警禁令
"no Men in Black" policy. 我有非常嚴格的星際戰警禁令
Oh, God.
I don't blame you. 我不怪你
Who'd want those assholes coming in here? 誰想讓那些混蛋來啊？
Men in Black. The Morons in Black, if you ask me. 星際戰警，我看是白癡戰警吧
What a bunch of dicks. Am I right? 一群王八蛋，對不對？
All it takes is one bad apple to spoil any environment... 只要一顆老鼠屎就能壞...
Stop it, guys. 你們快住手
I am MIB, you Cerulian scum. 我是MIB，你這個克如鱗星混蛋
And FYI, your little club here sucks. 而且你的俱樂部爛到爆
You're gonna give me everything. 快把供應商、藥頭、整個網絡供出來
Suppliers, sellers, your whole network. 快把供應商、藥頭、整個網絡供出來
Your luck run out. 你的好運用完了，
- You're already dead. 你死定了
Only one person here has the antidote. 只有一個人有解藥，
- Emily, sweetheart. 親愛的艾蜜莉
Please, I'll... I'll give you whatever you want. 拜託，妳要什麼我都給妳
Please. Anything you want. 拜託，什麼都行
Anything I want? 我要什麼都行？
The express train to London has arrived. 前往倫敦的快捷列車已進站
With continuing service to Paris, Stockholm, 接下來將停靠巴黎、斯德哥爾摩、
Milan, Rome, Madrid. 米蘭、羅馬、馬德里
Caught him in the locker room. 就知道那小鬼在更衣室自我"清除"
I knew that kid was neuralyzing himself. 就知道那小鬼在更衣室自我"清除"
I told him, "Do that too much, and you'll go blind." 我就說，"小心玩過頭會瞎掉"
- Right?
Who could go for a nosh? 誰想吃東西？
I'd like a nice pastrami sandwich. 我想吃燻牛肉三明治加一堆起司
With lots of melted cheese. 我想吃燻牛肉三明治加一堆起司
Now arriving, express train from New York. 來自紐約的快捷列車即將進站
Last call for Flight 2112 to the Cat's Eye Nebula.
Welcome, Agent M. 歡迎，M探員
Please report to New Agent Orientation. 請至新探員說明會報到
(請留步) (處理中)
Access granted, Agent M. 准許進入，M探員
...every hour from Gate 12.
Excuse me, ma'am.
(外星人監控系統)
It's never who you think it is. 人人都可能是外星人
Oh, no. That one makes sense. 喔對!她跟宇宙很熟
So you're the one who found us. 妳就是找到我們的人？
Yes, I am. 沒錯
I'm T. High T. 我是T，T老大
Oh, yeah. You're... 對，你是...
- I run this little circus. - Yeah. 我負責這個小馬戲團，對
Welcome, M. 歡迎妳，M
It's nice to meet you, sir. 幸會，長官
O told me to expect some great things. O要我期待精彩表現
- And great things shall you get. - Good. 你會看到精彩表現的，很好
Right through there. 從那裡過去
Hi, you. 你好啊
Wait, wait, wait! Don't touch him! 等等...別碰他
Oh, God. 天啊
I got him, I got him. You guys...
I got him. I got him.
(千年之行始於足下T老大)
馬拉喀什
保險絲換掉
快去處理
那你付錢啊
Change it, change it. "換掉..."
All right, buddy. 可以了
All right. Drink this. 好，試試看
Oh, careful. You break it, you buy it. 小心點，弄壞了就要買
Keep it. Keep it. 留著吧...
On me. 我招待
We need to see the queen. 我們必須見女王
Yes. 好
- Uh-oh.
You have visitors. 您有訪客
State your business with the queen. 你們找女王有何要事？
We need someone to die. 我們需要某人死掉
As clearly stated in Section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda II, 仙女座II條約的6C條款明訂
we do not kill Jababians 我們不殺賈巴邊人，
nor participate in the murder thereof. 也不參與其謀殺
This is non-negotiable. 沒有商量餘地
Well, it's slightly negotiable. 有一點商量餘地啦
♪ Any sign, every word Comin' out of your mouth ♪
♪ You ain't got A little information ♪
Oy! 喂
Morning. 早安
I'm in the market for a useless, old, 我在找沒用、老舊的機器，你有嗎？
broken-down machine. What do you got? 我在找沒用、老舊的機器，你有嗎？
You're not gonna get a rise out of me, H. 你激怒不了我的，H
It's the Imperial with the red tab. 有紅色按鍵的那台
Do try to keep up. 機靈點好嗎？
Thank you, Charlie. 謝了，查理
That's the old portal depot. 舊通道站
Site of the First Great Alien Migration. 第一次外星人大遷徒之地
Wait, so Eiffel was an MIB agent? 等等，艾菲爾是MIB探員？
One of the first. 元老級的
He helped so many intergalactic refugees 他幫助許多來地球求助的星際難民
seeking protection here on Earth. 他幫助許多來地球求助的星際難民
If you look closely, you can see my grandma 仔細看還能看到我爺爺、奶奶
and my grandpa in that picture. 仔細看還能看到我爺爺、奶奶
So beautiful. 好美
- Here you are, dear. - Thank you. 妳的飲料，謝謝
What's up with that guy? 那傢伙是怎樣？
Nerlene! 娜琳
Sorry. 抱歉
He's just so yummy. 他太可口了
- Who is he? - H. 他是誰？ H
Only the best agent in the building. 分部裡最厲害的探員
He saved the world once with nothing but his wits 他靠機智和7代反原子槍
and a Series-7 De-Atomizer. 他靠機智和7代反原子槍
He saved the world? 他拯救了世界？
From what? 發生了什麼事？
The Hive. 蜂星人
Hey, Guy, do me a favor. 幫個忙
- Handle my calls. - Oh, love to. 替我擋電話，沒問題
Where are you going? 妳要去哪裡？
To do some homework. 做些功課
AGENT HIGH T: An awful, terrible incident in Marrakesh. 馬拉喀什的事件非常嚴重
The North Africa office is investigating. 北非辦公室正在調查中
And in other business, 另一方面...
H has decided to grace us with his presence after all. H終於大駕光臨了
Apologies, sir. I was working late. Morning, everyone. 抱歉，我太晚下班，大家早
So was I. Cleaning your mess. Thank you. 我也替你善後到很晚，謝謝
You should've seen the mess I was cleaning up this morning. 你真該看看我今早善了什麼後
It was a totally unsanctioned op, sir, 那行動未經授權
requiring two containment units and a full neuralyzer squad. 還要兩組人隔離，跟一組人消除記憶
I prefer to look at this from a macro point of view, 我會從更遠大的觀點來看待這件事
not get bogged in the details. 別糾結在細節上
The bad guy's dead, so, you know. 壞人死了嘛...
Take a seat, please. One last item. 請坐，最後一件事
A member of the Jababian royal family 賈巴邊皇室家族的一名成員
has a layover on his way to Centaurus A. 在前往半人馬座A途中短暫停留
- Vungus the Ugly. 醜陋馮格斯
Inherited the title. 號稱繼承來的
Believe it or not, Vungus here 信不信由你，這個馮格斯算好看的
is the looker in the crowd. 信不信由你，這個馮格斯算好看的
Holograms always add 10 pounds. 全像投影會增胖5公斤
Jababian society doesn't allow 賈巴邊的社會不容許輕率行為
for certain indiscretions. 賈巴邊的社會不容許輕率行為
In short, he wants to be shown a good time. 簡單的說，他要我們好好招待他
We could say no, but Jababian mining vessels 我們可以拒絕...
would grind us into galactic dust. 但賈巴邊的採礦船會把我們壓成灰
Some irony there, sir, if you think that we used to, uh, 真諷刺，以前的我們
protect Earth from the scum of the universe. 要保護地球不受宇宙敗類侵擾
Now it seems we're protecting scum. 現在我們反而像是在保護敗類
Actually, that's why it would be right up your street. 這聽來正是你最擅長的呢，H
Your cup of tea, H. 這聽來正是你最擅長的呢，H
I know Vungus. He doesn't really drink tea. 我認識馮格斯，他不喝茶
He prefers vodka, tequila, 偏好伏特加、龍舌蘭
hand sanitizer, sometimes all at once. 洗手液
Once, we woke up handcuffed to a horse... 我們有次在曼谷醒來，被銬在馬上...
What, H? Pipe down. H？夠了
Sorry. Sincere apologies. 抱歉，我誠心道歉
You will be his chaperone. 你負責監督他
In fact, he specifically asked for you. 其實是他指名要你
Okay. Absolutely, hopefully we don't end up 好的，我希望這次不會被銬在馬上
handcuffed to a horse again, heh. 好的，我希望這次不會被銬在馬上
Please. 拜託了
I'll have him home by midnight. 他會在午夜前回家
Good boy. If you will. 乖孩子，聽話
"Good boy. If you will." "乖孩子，聽話"
"Good man," I think he said. 說我是好人，討好老大
Keep Daddy happy, yeah? 說我是好人，討好老大
We're like this. 我們超好
You look after Papi so well. 把老大伺候得超好
You're so jealous, aren't you? 你很嫉妒吧？
Papi's little fancy boy. 老大的乖孩子
You wish you had a papi. 你巴不得是你
...They came in on transportation...
Uh, ahem.
Hello. 你好
- Whoo! Oops.
- Sorry. - Ahem. Hi. 抱歉，嗨
Hey. Nope, I'm awake. It's all right. 我醒著，沒關係
Just catching up on my daily meditation. 我是在冥想
I have been meaning to try that. 我一直很想嘗試
I read that it dramatically improves 冥想能促進線粒體能量的生成
mitochondrial energy production. 冥想能促進線粒體能量的生成
Yep, yep. No, it absolutely does. 完全正確
My mitochondrial energy's through the roof. 我的線粒體能量爆表了
- Um... Have we met before? - No. Agent M. 我們見面嗎？沒有，我是M探員
I heard you were on the Vungus meet, 我聽說你今晚要見馮格斯
and I wanted to offer assistance. 我想幫忙
I'm a bit of a Jababian wonk. 我算是賈巴邊控
Language, culture, politics, fashion.
Anyways, I compiled a dossier for you to read. 總之，我幫你整理了資料夾
Oh, a dossier. I love a good dossier. 這樣啊，我喜歡詳盡的資料夾
The thing is... Ask around. 問題是...
I work alone. Ask anyone around here. 這裡的人都知道我喜歡單獨行動
Did you know that Jababians are claircognizant empaths, 你知道賈巴邊人有透視能力
which means they can read your mind? 也就是說他們能讀妳的心嗎？
And your cards. 還有你的牌
- Well, they do have a tell. - What's that? 他們也有破綻的，是什麼？
Subdermal spots on the underside of their arms 他們手臂下方的皮下斑點會變色
- change color. - Mm, good to know. 很實用
Thank you for your offer. I'm good. 謝謝妳，我可以的
Okay. Message understood. 我了解
I will leave you to your... 我不打擾你冥想了
meditation. 我不打擾你冥想了
Thank you. 謝謝妳
Oh.
Do you know what your tell is? 知道你的破綻是什麼嗎？
You snore when you meditate. 你冥想時會打呼
Actually, on second thought, maybe I could use some backup. 後來想想，也許我用得上幫手
I was thinking, for the op, I can take the perimeter, 我可以負責外圍
- and you make the approach to Vungus. - Yes, good. 你去找馮格斯
- Okay. - The thing is, with this particular club. 很好，不過在這間夜店裡...
everybody just wants to do their own thing. 大家都只想好好放鬆
Aliens wanna look like humans, humans wanna look like aliens, 外星人想當人類，人類想當外星人
so we may need to loosen up a bit. 我們得先放鬆點
Maybe we lose the tie first, yeah? 先拿掉領帶吧
Pop a couple of buttons and not look so stiff. 打開幾顆鈕扣，別這麼...死板
We don't want to advertise our profession, 我們可不想曝露身分，對吧？
if you know what I mean. 我們可不想曝露身分，對吧？
"Men in Black. Aliens, get down!" "看，是星際戰警" "外星人趴下"
- I get it. - Don't do that. 我懂了
Yeah? Good. Great. Perfect. How about me? How do I look? 太好了，那我看起來如何？
I would just, uh. 我會...
- Do you mind if I...? - What? 你介意嗎？ 什麼？
Coming in. 過來
It's a fine line between club casual 夜店休閒風跟最可悲的地球人是有差別的
and the saddest man on Earth. 夜店休閒風跟最可悲的地球人是有差別的
Thank you. 謝謝
- Mm-hm. - Yeah. Shall we? 我們走吧？
I thought that we were here. 我們不是到了嗎？
We are. 是啊
Entrance for special guests. 特別來賓的入口
Step on it, would you, Freddie? 摧下去吧，佛萊迪
You got it, H. 沒問題，H
- Hm.
Yeah, okay. Wasn't expecting that. 真沒想到
The Vungus among us! 馮格斯出現了
H-Bomb! H炸彈
- V-Go! V-Go! - Yeah, yeah! 馮哥...
- Yeah! - Woo!
Look at you. You've lost weight. 看看你，你變瘦了
What have you done to your hair? 你換頭髮了嗎？
You changed it. Looks fantastic. 看起來超帥的
- Oh, I... - I barely recognize you. 我差點認不出你
Sorry. M, this is Vungus. Vungus, M. 抱歉，這位是馮格斯，她是M
Hello, M. 妳好，M
Muah.
So nice to meet you. 幸會
I've heard a lot about you. 我聽過你不少事跡
Highly redacted, of course. 當然是普通級版本
Such a charmer. He says... 嘴真甜
he thinks you're hot. 他覺得妳很辣
He thinks I'm what? Sorry? 他覺得我很什麼？
It's a rough translation. 我只翻大意
Probably works better on Ja... Jababia, 賈巴邊人可能比較愛聽
but you know that, since you speak fluent Jababian. 但妳懂的，妳的賈巴邊語很溜
Oh.
Of course. I was just trying to find the words to articulate 當然，我只是在想要怎麼表達
how incredibly eye-catching you yourself are. 你的樣貌有多吸睛
Well, that he is. 沒錯
M knows everything about Jababia. M對賈巴邊瞭若指掌
I wouldn't say "everything." Always more to learn. 沒有啦，學無止境嘛
It's like a fetish. 就像一種癖好
Hah, okay, that implies something sexual. 這話會讓人想歪，但我絕對沒有
- It's definitely not. - It is. 有啦，她開口閉口都是賈巴邊
It's always, "Oh, Jababia this,
Jababia that, Jababia, Jababia, Jababia!"
- Yeah, baby! 好耶，寶貝！
I knew you would hit it off. 看吧？我就知道你們倆很投緣
Have a dance, okay? M loves to dance. 一起跳舞吧？M很愛跳也很會跳
She's a wonderful dancer. I'll get drinks. 我去拿酒
You're still a vodka cranberry guy? 你還喝蔓越莓伏特加？
You know it. 你真懂我
Okay. Okay.
M, please. M，
Come, sit next to Vungus. 來坐在馮格斯旁邊
I promise, I don't bite. 我保證不會咬人
Okay, just give me one sec. 好，等我一下
Four vodka cranberries. 四杯蔓越莓伏特加
It's all right. I'll get this one. 沒事的，我來付
Put it on the company card. 用公司的卡盡情報帳
Little tip, expense everything. 用公司的卡盡情報帳
Hey, quick question, no big deal. 我有個小問題
Are you pimping me out to Vungus? 你想把我推銷給馮格斯？
What? No. 沒有，
What the hell would give you that... impression? 妳怎麼會有這種想法
Hello. Ha-ha-ha! 你好啊
- Oh, I don't know. That? - Oh, ahem. 因為他那個樣子？
Better not look at that. 還是別看他的好
Hey, if you wanna use me as alien bait, 下次要我當外星人的誘餌
just let me know next time. 請先跟我說
I don't like to be lied to. 我不喜歡被欺騙
What, like pretending to be an expert 像是假裝成某個領域的專家
in something you're not? 在一些東西，是不是？
We're in the lying business. 醒醒吧，這行充滿了謊言
- Are we? - Jababians are prickly. 是嗎？ 賈巴邊人毛很多
We want them to be happy. 我們要讓他們開心
So they don't destroy our planet and everything. 他們才不會摧毀我們的星球
That is the mission. 這就是任務
If you're not down with... 如果妳不...
I'm down with the mission, 我接受任務
but I'm not fornicating with the Jababian. 但我不跟賈巴邊人亂搞
That's not what I asked you to do. 我沒要妳這麼做
♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪
♪ There's no need To take your phone ♪
So how long you here for, buddy? 你會待多久，老兄？
Vungus go home tomorrow. 馮格斯明天回家
Tomorrow? 明天？
We better make it a good one, huh? 今晚一定要玩個盡興
I came to talk, H. We need to speak. H，我們必須談談
Talky, shmalky. I want to see you dance. 別談了，我想看你跳舞
Come on. Come on, I know, I know this is your jam. 來吧，我知道你超愛這首歌
Get out here. M, come on. 來吧，M
Oh, no, I'm just gonna... I like to butt-dance. 不了，我只想... 我喜歡坐著跳
♪ Dimes wall to wall in the VIP ♪
♪ The age don't mean a thing I ain't Chi Ali ♪
♪ I bring them out With no ID ♪
♪ Them boys they bring Them out like I'm T.I.P. ♪
♪ Come here, girl ♪
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
♪ Let me take you Indonesia ♪
Hey, I need to talk to you about something. 我必需跟你討論一件事
If it's about that night in Beirut, 你指在貝魯特那晚？
I deleted the photos. Promise. 照片我刪了
No, not Beirut. Just... 不是貝魯特，是...
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
♪ I don't give a fuck What it cost ♪
♪ I floss big whips I floss big chains ♪
♪ I talk big-ish 'Cause I'm got big thangs ♪
- H? - Yeah? H？ 怎麼？
- Twelve o'clock. - You're damn right 12點鐘 你說的沒錯
it is. Night is young. Whoo-hoo! 夜晚才開始
Listen to me, H. 聽我說，H
This is serious. 這件事很重要
You're the only one that Vungus can trust. 馮格斯只信任你一個
Well, feeling's mutual. 彼此彼此
♪ I see 'em looking at me Like what's up ♪
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
What happened to you? 你怎麼了？
Nothing. What happened to you? 沒事，你才怎麼了？
Why are you so serious? 你幹嘛這麼嚴肅？
- Relax. Ow! Yeah. - H. 放放鬆 H
♪ Let me take you To Indonesia ♪
♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪
You all right, buddy? 你還好嗎，老兄？
What's wrong? You don't look so good. 怎麼了？你臉色不太好
- You okay? - Vungus not feel so good. 你沒事吧？ 馮格斯不太舒服
Vodka cranberry sure pack a punch. 蔓越莓伏特加的後勁真強
Let's get his car and get him out of here. 去開他的車，送他離開吧
- Yeah. Yup. - All right.
Okay. Get you off to bed. 好了 該送你回去睡覺了
Let's get you in here. All right.
There you are, buddy. In you go. 好了，上去吧
Watch your head. Okay. All right. 小心頭，行了
Now, sleep it off, okay? 好好睡一覺
I'll speak to you in the morning. Hydrate. 早上再聊，記得喝水
Whoo!
- Shouldn't we call it in? - Oh, God, no. 我們不該通報嗎？ 不用啦
The paperwork is a nightmare. 寫報告是場惡夢
But Vungus didn't look too good. 但馮格斯的臉色很差
He didn't look too good before, but.
Trust me, I've seen him way worse. 我看過更糟的，
This one time in Istanbul... 有次在伊斯坦堡...
Help me. 救救我
- MIB. Freeze! - On the ground. MIB，別動 趴下
- Hands up. - Palms down. 手放地上 手舉起來
- Palms down. - Hands up. 手舉起來 手放地上
Which do you want to go with? I'm fine with either. 妳想怎麼做？ 我無所謂
We've to come up with something consistent. You want palms down? 但我們得統一說法 妳要放在地上？
If you don't mind. 你不介意的話
- Palms down. - Palms down. 手放地上 手放地上
Good. 很好
What the...? 搞什...
That is not good. 情況不妙
Run! 快跑
M! M
They are coming! 他們來了
Petrol cap. Go. 油孔蓋，快去
We need more firepower. Side-view mirror. 我們需要更大的火力，後照鏡
What do you want me to do, throw it at them? 你想要我拿來丟他們嗎？
Oh, wow. 哇
I haven't seen that before. 我從沒看過這種事
I don't think this is doing anything. 這好像沒什麼用
Come on. 可惡
Exhaust pipe. Go! 排氣管，快去
Come on! 來啊
Now this is more like it. 這還差不多
Right. 好了
Hurry! 快點
Go to Vungus. I'll cover you. 去幫馮格斯，我掩護妳
H! A little help here! H，來幫忙
No. Not H. 不，別叫H
He has changed. 他變了
I could feel it. 我感覺的到
I have to know... 我必須知道...
...if I can trust you. 我能不能信任妳
Now I'm pissed off. 這下我生氣了
Hide this. 把這個藏好
Something is wrong in Men in Black. 星際戰警內部有問題
What? Vungus, what is this? 馮格斯，這是什麼？
It's the only thing that can protect you. 唯一能保護你們的東西
Come on! 來啊
Where's your fancy dance moves now? 看你們還有什麼舞可跳
[AGENTS YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 不許動，動作快...
What the...? 搞什麼...
Keep your eyes on. It's not safe.
Eyes on! Eyes on!
Two targets!
How is he? 他怎麼樣了？
He's gone. 他死了
Guys, back up a little bit, all right?
Oy! Outdone yourself here, mate. 你徹底超越自己了
- Well done. Well done. - Thank you. 幹得好 謝了
Fill me in. What happened, huh? 快告訴我發生什麼事？
We were attacked, clearly, C. 你們顯然是遭到不明對象攻擊，C
- Right. - By I don't know what.
The suspects, they did this with their bare hands. 嫌犯只用手就發動了攻擊
They turned solid into liquid, 他們把固體變成液體
- then back again. - What? 再變回去 什麼？
- Why's she here? - She... 她為什麼在這裡？ 她...
- She is - She is 她在為你說明 他在為你說明
walking you through the crime scene. 犯罪現場
No, no. She is a probationary agent, 不，她是試用中的探員
so she is not here at all, okay? 她根本不該在這裡
I think you'll find that she clearly is here 她就在這裡
because I can see her. 因為我看得見她
- Backing you up. - Thank you. 我支持妳 謝謝
A figure of speech, but fine. 愛耍嘴皮子，隨便你們
You are in so much trouble, 你麻煩大了
oh, my God. You had one job. You had one very simple job: 你只需要做一件事 一份簡單不過得差事
to take some lizard slimeball out for a few drinks. 帶一團蜥蜴肉球出去喝酒
- That was it. - Not a "lizard slimeball." 就這樣，他不是"蜥蜴肉球"
- A friend of mine. - Oh, no. 是我朋友
- Yeah. Sorry about that. - Mm. 是啊，不好意思
He was a reptilian slimeball, 他是一團爬蟲類肉球
now dead because of you. Who was with him when he died? 現在死了，都是因為你 他死掉的時候有誰在？
- I was. - Who...? 我
Okay, good. And did he say anything 好
that might explain why he was killed? 他有提到他遇害的原因嗎？
Anything at all? Come on. 什麼線索都好
No. Not a thing. 他沒說
- So just to recap... - No point. 回顧一下 不用
A high-ranking member 賈巴邊皇室的高層成員死在你保護之下
of the Jababian royal family dies on your watch, 賈巴邊皇室的高層成員死在你保護之下
murdered by assailants that you can't identify, 你無法辨識兇手，
for reasons that you cannot begin to fathom. 對原因也毫無頭緒
- Is that about right? - I switched off 是嗎？
the moment you started talking. I don't know. 你一開口我就斷片了，我不知道
Why don't you bugger off. 你快滾啦
Okay, mate. Thank you. 很好，謝謝你
- Yeah. - I'll piss off, 我會滾回辦公室
- to the office. - Where you belong. 你的棲息地
To have a word with High T, 跟T老大聊一聊，
who will not save you this time. 這次他救不了你了
We'll be fine. Okay? Don't worry. 我們不會有事的，別擔心...
This is... We'll be fine. 我們不會有事
Yeah?
Yes. Yes. Understood. 是...我了解
Yeah... Indeed. 的確
Yes. 是
Yes. Yes. 是...
Thank you. 謝謝你
"擊敗蜂星人 單憑他們的機智與7代反原子槍"
Let me assure you, we will deal with this 我們會用最嚴厲的手段來處理
in the strongest possible terms. 我們會用最嚴厲的手段來處理
The Jababians want your heads. 賈巴邊人要你們的人頭
Quite literally. Both heads, sent by diplomatic pouch. 兩顆頭都要裝進外交郵袋
Okay, um, ahem... 好的
Morning, sir. 早安
I have the forensics report 這是你要的鑑識報告
that you asked for. 這是你要的鑑識報告
Thank you. 謝謝
Well, this is troubling. 這真令人憂心
- Very troubling. - Mm-hm. 非常憂心
These are our suspects. 這就是我們的嫌犯
A species called Dyadnum. 名叫歹亞能的物種
From a binary star system in the constellation Draco. 來自天龍座的雙星系統
Draco, that's Hive territory. 天龍座在幾年前遭到蜂星人掌控
The entire sector fell years ago. 天龍座在幾年前遭到蜂星人掌控
The Dyads' DNA... 嫌犯的DNA充滿蜂星人的突變
are riddled with Hive mutations. - Mm-hm. 嫌犯的DNA充滿蜂星人的突變
As we all know, the Hive doesn't just destroy their enemies, 我們都知道，蜂星人不只摧毀敵人
they subsume them. 還會吸收敵人
Take them over from within. 從內而外控制他們
Whoever these two were, they're part of the Hive now. 也就是說這兩人已經變成蜂星人了
Yes, but why would the Hive send them all this way 蜂星人為何派他們來謀殺賈巴邊皇族？
to kill a Jababian royal? 蜂星人為何派他們來謀殺賈巴邊皇族？
You knew Vungus better than anyone. 你比誰都了解馮格斯
Did he indicate why he was here? 他為什麼會來？
Did he want something from us? 他要我們做什麼？
No, he seemed pretty normal, happy. 他表現得很正常、很開心...
Sir. This whole thing is a fiasco. It's a farrago. 長官，這簡直是失敗大雜燴
And a failure of this magnitude 如此嚴重的失職必須立刻執行...
requires immediate invokement of... 如此嚴重的失職必須立刻執行...
Article 13. 13號條款
Don't be a dick. Who says "farrago"? 別那麼機車，誰會說"大雜燴"啊？
Uh, what is Article 13? 什麼是13號條款？
Immediate termination, followed by neuralyzation. 立即開除，然後...消除記憶
- Wait a second. - Wait. 等一下 等等
- No. - Is that your answer 你們都用這招處理事情？
- to everything? - Put that away! 把它放下
- Glasses off. - Sir, you can't. 眼鏡拿掉，長官，不行
Give me one good reason why not. 給我一個好理由
Um, because it's... 因為...
what we were talking about. Um... 就像我們之前說的
- Because... - Because... 因為... 因為...
if you erase us, you will never know the truth. 沒有我們，你們永遠查不出真相
- The truth. - They're stalling. 真相，他們根本在拖延
- Say the word. I'll do it. - Put it away. 你下令我就動手，住手
M, go ahead. Explain yourself. M，妳好好解釋清楚
Well, sir... 長官...
if you think about it, really think about it... 你想想看，仔細想想看...
Vungus... 馮格斯
how many people really knew that he was here? 有多少人知道他在這裡？
The people in this room. 這辦公室裡的人
And perhaps a dozen high-level agents. 還有一些高階探員
If those were the only people that knew where Vungus would be, 如果只有這些人知道馮格斯的下落
and we assume that Vungus didn't leak 假設馮格斯也沒向殺手自曝位置
his own location to the killers, 假設馮格斯也沒向殺手自曝位置
doesn't that mean that it was someone... 那不就表示幕後主謀...
inside MIB? 在MIB裡？
A mole, sir, inside these very walls. 這裡有內鬼，長官
Sir, they're making this up as they go along. 長官，他們根本在胡扯，說什麼內鬼
"A mole"? In the history of the company, 組織成立以來，
- there's never been a leak. - Something a mole would say. 從來沒人洩密過，內鬼都這麼說
- Don't be absurd. - Classic mole talk. 少亂講，內鬼標準台詞
Sounds like Mole 101. 內鬼第一守則
Enough. 夠了
If we've been compromised, 若我們被滲透
it puts every citizen on this planet, 地球上所有居民...
both human and alien, at risk. 人類和外星人都有危險
- C. - Sir. Track down these killers. C ，長官，追蹤那些殺手
Find the killers, we find the mole. 找到他們就能揪出內鬼
- Will do, sir. - Dismissed. 是，長官，退下
M, it appears you're as sharp as advertised. M，妳果然很機靈
Work the case with C. 妳跟C一起查案
Get Weapons Department started on something 請武器部門開始設計
that can neutralize these Dyads. 請武器部門開始設計
Yes, sir. 是，長官
Sharp indeed she is, sir. 她確實很機靈
I assume you'll want me overseeing the case? Sort of... 你應該要我監督本案吧...
I'm finished covering for you, H. 我不會再掩護你了，H
You need me on this case, sir. I've dealt with the Hive before. 這個案子需要我，只靠我的機智
With nothing but my wits and my Series 7... 跟我的7代...
No. He dealt with the Hive before. 不，他才跟蜂星人交手過
And I don't know where the hell he has gone! 我不知道他跑哪去了
I actually used to think you could lead this place. 我曾經認為你能領導這裡
I was wrong about you. 我看錯你了
We're done here. 我的話說完了
That's an order. 這是命令
Look, you weren't wrong about me, sir. 你沒有看錯我，長官
You saw something in me once. It's still there. 你看到我的能力，它一直都在
And I apologize for letting you down. 很抱歉我讓你失望了
Give me another chance and I'll fix this. I promise you. 再給我一次機會，我保證會做好
I don't think it's just a blade. 這不只是刀片
Looks like it carries some poison. 好像還有某種毒素
I know what you're talking about. Wait.
Sorry, mate. High T wants me 抱歉，T老大決定要我
- to run point on this one. - What? I don't believe you. 主導調查，什麼？我不相信你
I don't like it any better than you, 我也不想，
but he kept going on about relying on me, 但他一直說就靠我了
needing our top agent, that sort of thing. 需要最頂尖的探員之類的
I don't make the rules. Take it up with him. 有意見就去找他
M, he's keen for you to shadow me.
"Learn from the best," he said. 他說"跟最厲害的人學習"
Little on-the-job training, if you will. 算是在職培訓
Hmm? Yeah? Come on. 懂嗎？來吧
- Are you going or you staying? - Yeah, I'll go. 你要去還是留？ 我要去
- Well... - Okay. 好吧，走吧
- Come on. - H? 來吧，H？
Thanks for that. 謝謝你哦
I'm sick of you. 真受夠你了
Okay.
- What's the actual truth? - You tell me. 所以真相是什麼？問妳啊
For someone who hates lying, that was incredible. 妳這個厭惡謊言的人還真會騙
- I wasn't... - It was electric up there.
The way we played off each other, back and forth. 別裝了，剛才我們默契十足
- I was riffing. - A mole inside the MIB. 我是隨機應變，內鬼這招真天才
It's genius. I wish I thought of it. 我怎麼沒想到
I discovered a possible truth. 我可能發現了真相
I mean, think about it. It would explain a lot.
What have you got so far? 妳目前有什麼發現？
I was about to run a molecular deconstruction 我本來要對這東西進行分子解構
on the substance and cross-reference with all toxins. 再參照已知毒素
- Good idea. - Just a little science. 好主意，只是科學做法
- I wouldn't do that. 我不會那麼做
Whoo! I know what that is. 我知道這玩意
That killed a 300-pound Jababian, 它害死一個賈巴邊大隻佬
so I wouldn't get recreational with it.
Zephos, pure grade. The wrong amount will kill you instantly. 這是純的賽弗斯
Right amount will keep you dancing shirtless 正確劑量則會讓人大跳脫衣舞
on a nightclub in Monaco for 17 hours. 在摩納哥的夜店連跳17個小時
So much information. Always so much information. 資訊過多，總是過多
It's what I've heard. There's only one place in the world 我聽說的啦，只有一個地方會做這玩意
where they know how to mix it. Let's go. 我們走
You coming? World's not gonna save itself. 妳要來嗎？世界可不會拯救自己
Are you saying that you need me to save the world? 你是說你需要我一起拯救世界？
Uh-huh.
Thought so. 我就知道
馬拉喀什
Oh, wow. 哇
You'll see that a lot around here. 那在這裡很常見
It's a Cromulian tag. 寇姆隆人的標誌
In their galaxy, a symbol for hope or annihilation. 在他們的星系代表希望或毀滅
There's still some debate around what exactly. 他們還在爭論到底是哪個
Actually, it's harmony. 其實是和諧
But on Earth, it means we're entering an MIB safe haven. 但在地球上代表MIB的藏身處
- How do you know? - It's in the handbook. 妳怎麼知道？ 手冊裡有寫
Don't believe everything you read. 別完全相信手冊
- That is my job. - And my job is what? 我的工作是閉嘴、在這裡瞎耗？
Hang out here and shut up? 對，你的工作就是閉嘴
Shut up. That's your job.
Well, look who it is. Nasr. 真想不到，納薩
You know the rules: no visible alien tech 你知道外星科技不能上街的
anywhere on the street. Cover the bike up 快把機車蓋住，
before I have to give you a ticket. 免得我開單
H? It is really you? H？ H？ 真的是你嗎？ H？
Of course it's me. Who else could it be? 當然是我，不然呢？
- Hey, Bassam. - Hi, H. 巴薩，嗨
Nasr said you were dead. 納薩說你掛了
What? I... I never said that. 什麼？我哪有
You did. He's lying. 你有，他騙人
Aah! Hey! Get...
- That's... - And why would I be dead? 我為什麼會掛掉？
Bassam misunderstood. 巴薩誤會了
We heard that you and Riza had split up. 聽說你跟麗莎分手了
Oh, Riza. Who's that? 麗莎是誰？
It's not important. 不重要
Mm. Human or...? 人類還是...
- Doesn't matter. - I'm just curious 無關緊要
how it works between species, so... 我只是對跨物種接觸有點好奇
Very unimportant. Old friend of mine, so... 完全不重要，只是老朋友
Who runs the biggest criminal syndicate in the galaxy. 兼銀河系頭號犯罪集團的首腦
Who is a very successful businesswoman. 她是很成功的女商人
I love a businesswoman. 我喜歡女強人
- Why are we talking about this? - Sad. You made a lovely couple. 幹嘛聊這個？ 真可惜，你們很登對
Thank you. These things happen. 謝謝，但世事難料
You said, "That psycho's gonna slit his throat." 你說"那個瘋子會宰了他"
Oh, hmm.
Excuse us for one moment. 我們失陪一下
Your words, not mine. Don't you... 你說的，不是我，不准你...
You dated this person? Seems like a conflict of interest. 前女友？ 好像有利益衝突哦
Conflict of interest for you to know my private life. 妳知道我的私事才是利益衝突
Yeah, sure. I'd prefer not to. 是啊，我又不想聽
Hey, hey, that's enough. Listen. 夠了，聽著
Stop beating the hell out of him. 別再扁他了
- Yeah. - Keep this thing covered up. 把機車蓋好
- Absolutely. Will do. - Thank you. 沒問題，謝謝
Won't happen again. 不會再犯了
Nice to meet you both. 很高興認識兩位
- Yes. - Yeah. 好
- What? - Pulled this 幹嘛？
from the surveillance camera outside the club. 夜店外的監視器發現這個
Standing there, making me feel uncomfortable. 你站在那裡讓我很不舒服
Sorry about that. 抱歉
Have you shown this to T? 你讓T看過了嗎？
You said everything goes through you. 他說凡事都要先經過你
Yes, everything does go through me. Good. 沒錯，很好
I'll show him. Go on. 我會拿給他看，去忙吧
Goodness me. 我的天
(未知武器)
Oh, boy. 老天
Here comes trouble. 麻煩來了
I like trouble. 我喜歡麻煩
You thinking what I'm thinking? 你跟我想的一樣嗎？
Call Riza. 打給麗莎
Ah, here. This is it. 就是這裡了
Looks like a couple days' worth. 看來好幾天都沒人收貨了
No one's been out to collect. 看來好幾天都沒人收貨了
Hello? 有人嗎？
One more step and I'll liquefy your bangs, pretty boy. 再過來我就溶掉你的瀏海，花美男
- Easy, easy. - Okay. 冷靜點
- We don't want any trouble. - Do not move. 我們不想惹事，不許動
Hey, look at you. 看看你
What do we call you, sport? 怎麼稱呼你，老兄？
"Sport" is not what you call me. 你不能稱呼我"老兄"
What is it? 這什麼玩意？
- "It"? He. - Sorry. 我不是玩意，抱歉
Why would you call me anything? 幹嘛給我稱呼？
Pawns don't have names. We're pawns. 我們只是無名走卒
Uh, okay. "Pawny," then. 好，那就叫"小咖"
What happened here? 這裡發生什麼事？
Oh, we had the best party. 我們辦了最狂的派對
Kanye showed up and dropped a whole new album. 肯伊跑來大唱他整張新專輯
It was some of his best work. Look around! 好像聽到炸...
We got our asses kicked! 看清楚，我們被打敗了
Aah! My queen! 女王
Oh, she's gone. 她死了
I'll never serve another. I swear it. 我發誓絕不服侍他人
I'll plunge my dagger 我會把匕首刺進自己體內
into my own body, like this, through my vital organs, 刺穿我所有重要器官
and then leave it until the dark takes me. 然後倒下...直到黑暗吞噬我
Hey, you're not gonna actually go through with this, are you? 你不會真的那麼做吧？
Listen. A queen's pawn without a queen is just a pawn. 女王的走卒少了女王就只是走卒
A nothing.
I must end my own life 我必須自我了結，用最...
in the most painful way possible. 痛苦的方式
Don't stop me. 別阻止我
Chance of survival: zero. 生存機率是...零
- Think we should stop him? - Gonna do it. 該阻止他嗎？ 我說到做到
Wanna see if he goes through with it. 我有點想看他會不會動手
- Sorry, what did you say? - Hmm? Nothing at all. 抱歉，你說啥？ 沒事
Know what? I did say something. 我確實有話要說
- You did? - Yeah. He's a witness. 是嗎？ 對，他是目擊者
Excuse me. 不好意思
You know, I don't think that she would want you to, 我不認為她會希望你...
you know, go through with it, honestly. 真的自我了結
Who are you to know what a queen would or wouldn't want? 妳哪裡會知道女王的想法
Are you a queen? 你是個女王嗎？
Well, to the extent that all women are, yes, 某方面來說，所有女性都是
but, no, no, I'm not a queen. 但我不是女王
You know what she is, though, is an agent. 不過她是一位探員
- "Agent"? - Mm-hm. "探員"
- Is that a title? - It is a title. 是一個封號嗎？ 沒錯
A title of great eminence and stature. 非常顯赫的封號
M here is an agent. M是一位探員
An agent without a pawn, if you see my meaning. 沒有走卒的探員，你懂吧？
I never thought of this, 我從來沒想過
but maybe the best way to honor the dead 但悼念死者最好的方式或許是活下去
- is to go on living. - Yes. 是的！
I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M. 我宣誓永遠對妳忠誠，M探員
No, no, no. I'm not interested in a subject. 不...我不想要什麼手下
Too late. It's done. I already pledged the loyalty. 太遲了，我宣誓忠誠了
Wish you'd said "no, no, no" before. 妳該早點拒絕的
Congratulations. 恭喜
And if you should die before I, 若妳比我早走，
I promise to end my own life... 我必將自我了結...
"In the most painful way possible." "用最痛苦的方式"
Yeah. Ha. I don't like you. 對，我不喜歡你
Let's go. 我們走吧
My lady? 小姐？
Come on. We'll have a fun time. 來嘛，我們會很開心的
- Fine. - Yes! 好吧，水啦
H, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. H，有件事我一直想說
- I've been wanting to tell you... - Yeah? 我一直在等待時機
- ...about it. Where is it? - You mean this? 在哪裡，妳說這個？
- You stole it from me? - Stole it from you? 你偷拿的？ 什麼偷拿？
I recovered evidence you stole from a crime scene. 是取回妳從犯罪現場偷走的證據
Vungus told me to hide it and I couldn't trust anyone. 馮格斯要我把它偷偷藏起來
You're telling me you listened to Vungus, 妳居然聽馮格斯的
you trusted Vungus instead of your partner, a senior agent? 而不相信你的夥伴兼資深探員
- Huh? - In a word, yes. 正是如此
H, speaking of agents... H，說到探員...
Come on. 過來
Why would they be here? 他們怎麼會來？
There's either an award show 不知道
we're not aware of or we're in deep shit. 要嘛有頒獎典禮，要嘛我們慘了
Thank you. I need you to close every street, 關閉所有的街道、
archway and sewer now. 拱門和下水道
Come in closer on that body cam there. 請你放大那個隨身攝影機
- A bit more. - Could someone 誰來向我解釋解釋這是怎麼回事？
please explain to me what the hell is going on? 誰來向我解釋解釋這是怎麼回事？
Sir, slightly sensitive subject. 長官，我想低調處理這個敏感問題
Thought it best to keep it quiet. 長官，我想低調處理這個敏感問題
- A bit further in, please. - C, a word. 再近一點，C，過來
Absolutely. No one leaves the medina, all right? 是，別讓任何人離開舊城
This... This is nonsense. 太亂來了
Despite your personal feelings, 就算你個人有所不滿
H is one of the best agents ever to wear this suit. H依然是最厲害的探員之一
No, he was one of the best agents to wear this suit. 不，他曾經是最厲害的探員
He hasn't been the same since the Hive. Look. Look. 蜂星人事件發生後，他就變了，你看...
My sources say that Vungus stole it 有消息指出馮格斯是從
from the Jababian War Department Advanced Research Division 賈巴邊軍隊的高級研究部偷走它
and brought it here. 再帶來這裡
And you kept this from me? For how long? 而你一直瞞著我？
- Explain yourself. - Oh, explain myself? 快解釋清楚，解釋清楚？
Sir, whatever that thing is, M and H had it in your office, 不管那是什麼，M和H曾把它帶進你的辦公室
and you let them go, sir. 恕我直言
With all due respect, you let them go. 是你讓他們離開的
- Carry on. - Yes, sir. 繼續吧，是，長官
- And, C. - Sir? C，是
Bring them straight to me. 帶他們回來見我
Whatever that thing is, Vungus died to protect it. 馮格斯是為了保護它才會死
He gave it to me so it wouldn't go to them. 他不願意讓它落入他們手中
- Yes, sir. - H, listen to me. 長官，H，聽我說
This isn't my operation. 這不是我的行動
Get out of there. Get safe. Then report. 快到安全之處，再向我回報
M may be right. M可能說對了
You, I want sitreps every 10 minutes.
There could be a mole in the Men in Black. 星際戰警可能有內鬼
All right. Take this. I'll draw them away. 拿好，我會把他們引開
I'll meet you at the main square in 20. 20分鐘後在主廣場會合
Go. 快走
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 借過
讓讓...
Hey, guys, what are the odds? 大家好，真巧啊
讓開...
Nasr! I need to borrow your bike. 納薩，我得借用你的機車
As long as it is to borrow, not steal. 只借不是偷就好
Yes. Of course. Quick. 當然，快
- Come on. - Bassam! 巴薩
Ooh!
- Okay, accelerator, brake. - Water. 好，油門，煞車，水
- Very hot out there. - That's very thoughtful of you. 外面很熱，你是太好了真貼心
This is pretty straightforward? 這操作很簡單吧？
Yes. Very straightforward, indeed. 對，非常簡單的
Just like riding a bike. 就像騎腳踏車一樣
Okay, cool. 好
- Sorry. 抱歉
Well, this is nothing like riding a bike at all. 一點也不像像騎腳踏車
Quick, jump on! 快上來
Hold on tight. 抓好了
Oh, shit! 可惡
- Hold on, Pawny! 抓住我，小咖
Hold on! 抓住我
Wait for me! 等等我
Thanks! 謝謝
Ha! I can't believe that actually worked. 沒想到居然成功了
- Hey, H? - Yeah? H
Oh, right. Glasses. 對哦，墨鏡
Hi, everyone. If you could all look right here. 大家好，請看這裡
Just drive. 快騎車啦
Move! Go!
Oh, boy. 天啊
What do you think? Red button? I think it's hyperdrive. 妳覺得如何？按紅色按鈕？我覺得是超光速引擎
No, I think hyperdrive is blue. 我認為超光速引擎是藍色鈕
Sometimes you have to trust your gut. 有時要相信自己的直覺
My gut, not yours! 是我的直覺，不是你的
Somebody press something! 誰來按鈕
Whoo-hoo! Lost the tail. 脫逃成功
What'd I tell you, huh? Hyperdrive. 超光速引擎很棒吧？
- Yeah, yeah. Okay. - Trust your gut. Trust your gut. 要相信直覺...
- Oh, God, I hate sand. 天啊，我討厭沙子
- The red button was awesome! 紅色按鈕超屌的
Let's press the red button again. 我們再按一次
Wow. 哇
Hey, what's it doing? 它在做什麼？
Moving. 它在動
Oh.
What...? What is that thing? 那是什麼？
See the core? How it keeps emitting convective energy 看到核心了嗎？它一直在光球內部釋放對流能量
across the interior of the photosphere? 看到核心了嗎？它一直在光球內部釋放對流能量
Yeah, yeah. No, I see all of it. 是啊...
I see the... The photosphere bit. 我有看到光球的部分
Okay, yeah. Shh. 好，
Those are thermonuclear explosions. 這是熱核爆炸
Wait, what? What does that mean? Like a bomb or something? 什麼意思？像炸彈之類的嗎？
I think what we're looking at is a super compressed star. 我想這是一個超壓縮恆星
And by the color temperature, 從色溫看來
I'd say it's a blue giant. 我會說...這是個藍巨星
Let's press the button. Let's see what this does. 來按一下按鈕，看看它能做什麼
Are you suggesting we try a weaponized star for fun? 你要我們測試被武器化的恆星？
Mm-hm. Well, for science and fun. 為了科學和樂趣
The two aren't mutually exclusive. Okay. 兩者的確不互相排斥
I know. 好吧
Yeah, there is no better place. 這裡再適合不過，對吧？
They don't call it the Empty Quarter for nothing. 空域沙漠不是浪得虛名
That's why I made the suggestion. Go. 沒錯，所以我才會建議
Uh, at just .001? What do you think? 先用0.001就好？
Yeah. Just start off slow. 慢慢開始
- Press the button. - Okay. 按下按鈕
Mm. Maybe ratchet it up a few notches, 也許把能量調強一點...
a little higher... 也許把能量調強一點...
Whoa!
That was the low setting? 這是低能量設定？
Uh, do we think anyone's gonna notice that wasn't there before? 你們覺得有人會注意到這個嗎？
Sir, they got away. 長官，他們跑了
I believe the appropriate phrase is... 我相信更合適的說法是
you lost them. 你追丟了
Well, I put it to you, sir... 我認為...
- ...that they had help. - Probably. 他們有幫手，或許吧
But I know H. Whatever he's doing, there's a reason. 但我了解H，他的行動一定有原因
Why do you keep protecting him? 你為什麼一直保護他？
Huh? What is it going to take? 要保護到什麼地步？
I am protecting this institution. 我是在保護這個分部
From what? From me? 你在防我嗎？
Are you questioning my loyalty, sir? 你質疑我的忠誠？
At the very least, your judgment. 我質疑你的判斷力
Is there anything else, Agent C? 還有別的事嗎，C探員？
- No, sir. - Good. 沒有，很好
Then would you kindly leave? 那請你離開
Vungus knew how powerful that thing was, right? 馮格斯明知那玩意有多強大
He knew it could destroy worlds, and he gave it to you. 卻把足以毀滅全世界的武器交給妳
I don't understand. Someone he only just met. 他才剛認識妳
Why would he do that? 為什麼？
- I don't know. - Hmm? 我不知道
- Maybe he trusted me. 或許他信任我
I'm not gonna doubt your general trustworthiness, 我無意懷疑妳的可信度...
but, I mean, I sang at Vungus' mother's funeral. 但我在他母親的喪禮上唱過歌
Quite beautifully, I might add. 而且唱得挺好的
We knew everything about one another. 我們非常了解彼此
I mean, hey, I'm pretty sure he trusted me. Heh. 我很肯定他信任我啊
Okay, H, if you must know... 若你非知道不可
he said that you'd changed. 他說你改變了
I'm getting sick of hearing this "you've changed" crap. "你變了"這些鬼扯蛋我聽煩了
I'm the same person I was years ago. 我這些年來始終如一
You've always been this way? 你是說你一直都是這樣？
What way? 怎麼樣？
Uh, vaguely inept. 含糊笨拙
Arrogant. Reckless. 自大，魯莽
- Did I miss anything? - Heh. Okay, yeah. Hey, look. 我有漏掉什麼嗎？
Arrogant and reckless. That's nice. 自大、魯莽，說的好
Maybe I am a few of those things occasionally, 也許我偶爾是那樣，但妳聽好了
but my job is saving the planet, and that's what I do. 拯救這星球是我的職責跟強項
I do a good job at it. While that's still happening, 而目前的規則就是沒有規則
the rules are: there are no rules. 而目前的規則就是沒有規則
- Well, that's a rule. - Mm-hm. 這也算規則啊
Argh. Damn it. All right, nobody move! 該死，通通不許動
- Drop it, hairball! - Nobody move. 投降吧，毛球，不許動
- Bassam. How'd you get here? - Feeling hydrated, H? 巴薩，怎麼會？ 有喝水嗎，H？
Never had a bath before. 我從來沒洗過澡
- Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone. - God, we drank from that. 身上少了一公斤的污垢，被我們喝掉了
Oh, God, I thought it tasted like a living beard. 天啊，我就覺得有股鬍子味
Okay, um...
Bassam, listen, all right, mate? 巴薩，我們理智地談談
Uh, let's be sensible. 巴薩，我們理智地談談
I don't think you know what you're dealing with, so... 你不知道什麼你拿到什麼東西
Oh, no, I definitely do. 不，我清楚得很
Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it. 所以她才會付那麼多錢
- No, wait. Wait, wait! - No, no, no! 不，等等，不行...
Have a nice life, bozos! 珍重再見，蠢蛋
Great job, H. 幹得好，H
Pawny, can you ask her to pass me the torque wrench? 小咖，能請她把扭力板手給我嗎？
She has a name and a title, and you know that. 你明明知道她有名字跟封號
My lady, the jackass wants a torque wrench. 小姐，那蠢蛋想要扭力扳手
Pawny, will you tell him the sooner he restores power 小咖，請你告訴他
to my drive console, the sooner I can figure out 他越快恢復驅動控制台的動力
- how to program it? - My lady says 我就能越快搞清楚編程
you're a cloth-brained ass-clown whose gullible idiocy 小姐說你是無腦廢材
has threatened the very existence of the planet. 好騙到危及了這個星球的未來
You know what, she didn't say that. All right? 她才沒有呢
You worst piece on the chess board. 棋盤上最沒用的棋子
- She said that. - Didn't say any of it. 她有，根本就沒有
Yeah, but I was thinking it. Actually, every single word. 其實我心裡確實是這麼想的
You make a really good point. Thank you. 你表達得很清楚，謝謝
If you'll tell your lady she now has power. 告訴你小姐，現在有動力了
The jackass says, my lady, that you have power. 小姐，廢材說有動力了
- Can you thank him? - Really? 你能謝謝他嗎？ 真假？
But in a cold, kind of polite way. 但要用相敬如冰的口吻
You can even put a glare on it. 你還可以瞪他
Just play around with it. I trust you. 我讓你自由發揮
My lady says thank you. 小姐說謝謝你
I know where the weapon's going and how to get it back. 我知道武器的去向跟搶回來的方法
- My lady? - I got this one. I'm listening. 小姐，我自己來，繼續說
Bassam has only one real buyer: 巴薩的買家只有一個，麗莎
Riza Stavros. 史塔洛斯
Riza? The Riza that you went out with? 麗莎？跟你交往過的那個？
The intergalactic, alien arms-dealer Riza? 星際的外星軍火商麗莎？
I'm gonna hop back in for a second. 我要打個岔
You dated Riza Stavros, the Merchant of Death? 你跟死亡販子麗莎史塔洛斯交往過？
The Mother of Murder? 殺戮之母？
- She's pretty hot. - Okay, I didn't know 她蠻辣的，我認識她時
she was an arms dealer when we met. 並不知道她是軍火商
And I was distracted by her feminine wiles 而且我分心了...
and her intoxicating beauty. 因為她極為迷人的美貌
And besides, we weren't interested in labels. 再說，比起外在的標籤
We were interested in our hearts. 我們更重視內心
If having a big, old heart is a crime, then shoot me. 如果真心去愛是罪過，就槍斃我吧
Not yet. 還不行
You'll let me know, though, right? 你會給我知道吧？
But really? 真的假的？
Your "big, old heart"? 你"用心去愛"？
- What? - It's just... 怎麼了？
Well, it...? It's funny, is it? Hmm? 幹嘛？很好笑嗎？
- "My big, old heart." "用心去愛"
So stupid. Who talks like that? Ha-ha-ha. Big, old doofus. 好蠢哦，他講的出口？ 大蠢蛋
You've never been in love, have you? 妳從來沒談過戀愛吧？
I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking. 不是開玩笑，我是認真的
You've never once abandoned logic for passion? 妳從不曾為激情拋開邏輯？
What is this? The sequel to The Notebook? I never saw it, 現在在演"手札情緣2"嗎？
but I assume it's a lot of this type of nonsense. 我沒看過，但八成也是鬼話連篇
Heh. No, I haven't. Passion is unstable, 我是沒有，激情會消退
- and logic is constant. - Is that right? 邏輯才可靠，是嗎？
Yeah. Physical attraction is nothing more 對，外在魅力只是你腦中的化學反應
than chemical reactions in your brain. 對，外在魅力只是你腦中的化學反應
Can't trust them. They're not real. 不能相信不真實的東西
Isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction? 整個宇宙不也是一場化學反應？
Pretty sure you can trust that. 這就可信了吧
Feels pretty real. 感覺很真實
That's actually kind of deep. 這還蠻深奧的
Well, that should do it. 這樣應該行了
Power her up. 啟動引擎吧
Thank you. 謝謝
Pawny. Not there. 小咖，不是那裡
That's as far as I could jump. 我只能跳那麼遠
I could jump higher, but it would've been more awkward. 我可以跳得更高，但那樣會更尷尬
Okay, enough. 好，夠了
Here we go. 開始吧
And look at that. 你們看
- Well done. - Mm-hm. 做得好
I know Riza. She may be the Merchant of Death, 我了解麗莎，她或許是死亡販子
but she does have one weakness. 但她確實有個弱點
Ready to be a hero, little guy? 想當英雄嗎，小傢伙？
Pretty open to anything. 我路線很廣的
Good, because we're going to Naples. 很好，因為我們要去那不勒斯
Oh, to Riza's Fortified Fortress of For Sure Death? 去麗莎的必死無疑強化堡壘？
麗莎的強化堡壘
必死無疑
Don't shoot. Don't shoot. 別開槍...
- Oh. I'm so sorry. - Oh. 抱歉
Can we do this another day? I have another visitor. 改天再繼續吧？我有訪客
- Absolutely. - Yeah? 當然好...
- Thank you. 謝謝你
Au revoir.
- Bye. - Bye. 再見
Luca. 魯卡
- Did you miss me? - No. 你想我嗎？不想
H. H
I know why you're here. 我知道你為什麼會來
Why are you wearing pink trousers? 你為什麼穿粉紅色長褲？
So how have you been? 你最近好嗎？
It's been a while, huh? That's the tough thing about breakups, 好久不見了，分手最討厭的就是連帶失去朋友
is the friendships you lose. Heh. Ahh. 好久不見了，分手最討厭的就是連帶失去朋友
We had some good times, though, didn't we? 但我們有些開心時光吧？
Riza and I had good times, I guess. 好吧，我跟麗莎的開心時光
You just lurked in the background a bit. 你只是在後面當背景
Wonderful, isn't she? 牠是不是很美？
I just love 我就愛愚蠢又美麗的生物
dumb, beautiful creatures. 我就愛愚蠢又美麗的生物
Well, this is familiar, isn't it? 這感覺真熟悉
So... 看來...
MIB finally showed you the door, eh? MIB終於開除你了？
Showed myself out, actually. 其實是我不幹了
Oh.
Some horses are born to roam free. 有些馬兒就愛自由奔馳
And others just get shot. What are you doing here? 其他的就吃子彈，你來做什麼？
I wanted to see you. And I brought you something. 我想見妳，我還帶了禮物
I know how you like special pets, 我知道妳有多愛奇特的寵物
so I brought you a peace offering. 這是代表友好的禮物
Meow, meow. 喵
Bark, woof, et cetera, et cetera. 汪汪，之類的
Oh, I like it. 我喜歡
He is cute in an ugly sort of way, isn't he? 他醜得好可愛，對不對？
The last of his kind. 這一族只剩他了
You always did know the way to my heart, didn't you? 你總是知道要怎麼討好我
You always knew how to make mine beat that little bit faster. 而妳總是知道怎麼讓我心跳加速
Not a neuralyzer in the world could make me forget that. 記憶消除器也無法讓我忘記這句
I was actually looking forward 我本來很樂見你被我的槍轟成碎片
to seeing my guns tear you to pieces, then I saw 我本來很樂見你被我的槍轟成碎片
that perfect little face of yours, and... 但結果我看到你完美的小臉...
I had to know. 我必須知道
Know what? 知道什麼？
I want to know the truth. 我要知道真相
- Mm-hm. - Was this ever real? 那一切是真的嗎？
Hmm? This?
You, me? Was it? 我們真的愛過嗎？
This'll be good. 這下有趣了
Was it? 是嗎？
I knew who you were from the start. 我就知道妳的來歷
My job was to gain your trust 我只是要博取妳的信任
and take you down 等時機成熟再把妳擊垮
when the opportunity came. That's the truth. 等時機成熟再把妳擊垮，這就是真相
Gotta turn my earpiece off for this. 我得關耳機了
God, shut up. 閉嘴啦
- What? - No, I'm sorry. 什麼？
It's what I say to my heart... 我只是在回應我腦海的聲音
when it's like a voice inside my head. 我只是在回應我腦海的聲音
Oh, I know. 我懂
I couldn't fake that. 我無法假裝下去
Thank you. 謝謝你
It's okay. 好說
No, but thank you for... 不，謝謝你給我一個交代
For giving me closure. 不，謝謝你給我一個交代
We all need some... Some closure from time to time. 我們都有需要交代的時候
- Get him out of here. - What...? Wait, no. Hey. 把他帶走，
Wait. I need some closure too. 等等...我也需要一個交代
- What about my feelings? - H, here's a tip for you. H...那我的感受呢？ 聽我的的建議
Next time you bring a peace offering, 下次你要表示友好的時候
don't make it the same day I come into possession 別挑我拿到史上最強大武器的日子
of the most powerful weapon ever created. 別挑我拿到史上最強大武器的日子
This has nothing to do with that. 跟那無關
I didn't know you had a weapon. 我不知道妳有武器
It's a separate thing. A coincidence. 這完全是兩件事，只是巧合而已
Total coincidence. Didn't know she had a weapon. Did you? 我不知道她有武器，你呢？
Take him to the boat. 帶他到船上
All right. Okay, okay, okay. 好啦...
Fellas, I think that went pretty well. 我覺得剛剛挺順利的
Looks like we'll be seeing a lot more of each other. 我們以後應該會常見到面
Okay. 好的...
Okay, okay, okay. Shh...
Sebastian, darling. 親愛的賽巴斯汀
How would you like to be able to destroy 你想不出門就摧毀整個太陽系嗎？
entire solar systems without leaving your home? 你想不出門就摧毀整個太陽系嗎？
- Pawny? - Yeah, I see it. 小咖？ 我看到了
Uh...
Oh, would you look at that. Good to go, M. 搞定，行了，M
Okay, Pawny, it's all on you now. 小咖，現在看你的了
Okay, that kind of pressure is not constructive. 那種壓力是沒有建設性的
It's very simple, darling. Do you want it or not? 很簡單，親愛的，你要嗎？
No, I only have one, Sebastian, 我只有一把，
and I won't have that for long. 而且它很搶手
No, I'm gonna give you five seconds. 不，我會給你五秒鐘
Perfectly done. 完美執行
Whoop. 唉呀
I'm going to call you back. 我再回電給你
Crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. 可惡
Look at your little legs. 你的小短腿跑得真快
You are so fast. 你的小短腿跑得真快
Why, look at you run. 你好會跑哦
You're so fast! 你真快
Wait, I'm coming. I'm coming. 等等，我來了...
Now, you don't run away again. Oh, hello. 你不能再亂跑了...妳好啊
Oh, and here I thought... 我還以為H是獨行俠
H worked alone. 我還以為H是獨行俠
Silly me. 我真傻
Poor you. 妳真可憐
It's been a steep learning curve, yeah. 跟他學習的確很吃力
Oh, that? That's a snub-nosed Karzig annihilator. 這個？這是短管的卡齊克殲滅者
Do you know what that does to a human body? 妳知道它對人體有什麼作用嗎？
It boils you from the inside out. 從裡到外把妳煮熟
Cute. 真可愛
Do you know what a Pawny does 妳知道小咖怎麼處置...
to sadistic alien arms-dealers? 外星軍火商虐待狂嗎？
No, honey. Tell me what a Pawny is. 不知道，"小咖"是什麼？
I'm a Pawny, you psycho! 我就是小咖，瘋婆子
Looks like the tables have turned. 看來情勢逆轉了
That was an incredible catch. 你也太會接了吧
That felt good. 感覺真好
M
Don't worry. Don't worry. It's all part of the plan. 沒事...這也是計劃之一
Well, H, you always have been rather delusional. H，你總是喜歡妄想
Peace offering. 友好的禮物
Kill them. 殺了他們
Start with him and make it hurt. 從他開始，狠一點
No! You don't have to do this. 你不必這麼做
Put me down, you Tarantian thug. 放我下來，你這個塔倫星人渣
Wait. Did you say "Tarantian"? 等等，你說"塔倫星"？
- Yes.- Yes, my lady, he did. 對，小姐，沒錯
They tend to be single-minded when it comes to killing. 他們滿腦子就只有殺戮
Brains the size of a pistachio nut. 腦子跟開心果一樣大
Okay, shh.
You're not helping. 你在幫倒忙
The creature you saw was an unlicensed Tarantian 那是來自仙女座II的無照塔倫星人
from Andromeda II. 那是來自仙女座II的無照塔倫星人
Tarantian? "塔倫星人"？
I know a Tarantian. 我曾經見過一個塔倫星人
I met one once. 我曾經見過一個塔倫星人
I helped him. 我幫助了他
Kabla nakshulin. 卡布拉納秀林
What? 什麼？
Kabla nakshulin? 卡布拉納秀林？
- What she said. - How do you know that? 她說了算，妳怎麼會知道？
Because he said it to me. 他對我說的
Molly? 莫莉？
Yes. 對
Molly? Are you shitting me? Really? "莫莉"？你在開我玩笑嗎？
Who's delusional now? 這下是誰在妄想？
It's you? 是你？
You've grown. 你長大了
I mean, me too. 我也是啦
Give her the box. 把方塊給她
Luca, you can't do this. 魯卡，你不能這樣
Haven't I been good to you? 我對你不好嗎？
I've let you kill anyone you wanted. 我讓你想殺誰就殺誰
Come on. 真是的
- No? 不是嗎？
The box. 方塊
Thank you. 謝謝你
You changed my life, by the way. Heh, heh. 對了，你改變了我的人生
Hey, uh, quickly.
Kabla nakshulin, what does it mean? "卡布拉納秀林"是什麼意思？
It means: 意思是...
"One day, I'll kill whoever you choose "有一天我會以最殘酷的方式...
in the most gruesome way imaginable." 殺掉妳選中的人"
Or maybe we just keep her here for a moment 我們先把她困在這裡就好
until he and I can discuss a plan of action. 直到我跟他能討論行動計畫
H? H, are you okay? H，你還好嗎？
I'm good. 我很好
That was... That was a rush. 剛才真驚險
Yeah, and incredibly painful. 對，也很痛"
- Yeah. - Pretty sure the plan 是啊，我們的計劃真是一敗塗地
went wrong in every conceivable way. 是啊，我們的計劃真是一敗塗地
Yeah, well...
So, uh, it's Molly, huh? 妳叫莫莉啊？
You're not supposed to know that. 你不該知道的
Well, too late. I know it now. 太遲了
Guess it's only fair that you know mine. 妳也知道我的才公平
- I don't wanna know. - I'll tell you. 我不想知道，我要告訴妳
- Okay. - You ready? 準備好了？
Horatio. 何瑞休
- It is not. - It's not. 才怪，沒錯
It's Henry. 我叫亨利
Yeah, you look like a Henry. 你長的就像個亨利
- Good. It's all I've got. - I'm Steve. 很好，我是史提夫
Steve? I thought you said pawns didn't have names. "史提夫"？ 你不是說走卒沒有名字？
We don't. I was just feeling left out. 是沒有，我只是不想被排擠
Oh, Steve. 還史提夫咧
- Whoa... 哇
Wha...?
That is not cool. 這可不妙
I don't like what the earth is doing now. 我不喜歡這個狀況
No, no, no.
Kabla nakshulin! 卡布拉納秀林
It was worth a try. 試試看也好
We must have the weapon, for the Hive. 我們必須取得武器，為了蜂星人
No. I don't know if you've heard, 你們沒聽說嗎？
but we are the Men in Black. 我們是星際戰警
The Men and Women in Black. 有男也有女
Nice save. 轉得好
If you think we'll hand this over, 你們要是以為我們會乖乖就範
you've got another think coming. 好好想清楚
You don't know who you're dealing with. 你們面對的是誰
See, we protect the Earth. 我們保護地球和這裡所有的生命
Everyone and everything on it. 我們保護地球和這裡所有的生命
So you wanna do this? You wanna get down? 你們真的想開打？
Fine. Let's go. 好啊，來吧
Move, and I'll obliterate this entire island 小心我打爆這小島和島上的一切
and everything on it. 小心我打爆這小島和島上的一切
Including us. You don't think we should've spoken about this? 對，包括我們，妳怎麼不先跟我討論？
I just gave a whole speech. 我都講了一堆
Yeah, I liked the speech. 你講得很好
I just thought this would be more effective. 只是這樣比較有效率
You heard me. Don't make me use it. 你們聽到了，別逼我開火
We'll do anything to protect our world. 我們會不擇手段保護我們的世界
So will we. 我們也會
Nothing in this universe is unkillable. 這宇宙裡沒有殺不死的東西
With the proper voltage. 有適合的武器就行
Are you both all right? 你們還好吧？
Yes, sir. Never better. 是，再好不過了
- Sir, how did you find us? - Experience. 你怎麼找到我們的？憑經驗
Riza again, H? 又是麗莎？
When are you going to learn? 你什麼時後才會學乖？
I knew, I could count on you. 我果然能仰賴你
That, in the end, you'd pull through. 你終於做到了
Thank you, sir. 謝謝長官
You too, M. 妳也是，M
Agent O had a feeling about you, and she was right. 探員果然沒看錯你的潛力
The universe has a way of leading you 宇宙總會在正確的時間點...
to where you're supposed to be... 宇宙總會在正確的時間點...
At the moment you're supposed to be there. 引領你到你該去的地方
Let's go home. 我們回家吧
Let's keep this safe, shall we? 讓我們妥善保管它吧
Saunder, inform the Jababian embassy, 珊德，通知賈巴邊大使館
we have the weapon. 我們拿到武器了
Quite the first assignment for a probationary agent, M. 妳這位試用期探員首戰就告捷
Marrakesh, the Empty Quarter, Naples. 馬拉喀什、空域沙漠，那不勒斯
Imagine what you will accomplish when you're one of us. 等妳正式加入，一定大有可為
- Yes, sir. - Enjoy this moment, M. 是，長官，好好享受
They never last. 美好時刻總是短暫
I don't know how you do it, but you keep doing it. 我不知道你怎麼這麼厲害
Yeah? What's that, C? 怎麼說，C？
Well, saving the world 不過幾年，就兩度拯救世界免於毀滅
from total destruction twice... 不過幾年，就兩度拯救世界免於毀滅
in as many years. 不過幾年，就兩度拯救世界免於毀滅
I mean... 我是說...
- what are the odds? - What are the odds? 也太巧了吧？
MIB! MIB
Right. 好了
- Excuse me. - Yeah. 失陪，好
- Hey. - Hey. 嘿，嘿
How's it going? 還好嗎？
- Uh, you know. - Cool party, huh? 還行，派對很酷
- Yeah, great party. - Something is wrong. 對，很棒，事情不太對勁
That's what I was thinking. 我也這麼想
I said to the Dyads we'd do anything to save our world. 我對歹亞能人說我們會不擇手段拯救這世界
- They said that they would too. - Mm-hmm. 他們說他們也會
Then they told us they needed the weapon for the Hive. 他們還說需要武器是為了蜂星人
What if we misunderstood what that meant? 萬一我們誤解了呢？
Maybe they needed the weapon to use against the Hive 也許他們想用武器對抗蜂星人
- to save their world. - Mm-hmm. 拯救他們的世界
Which could mean they were never the Hive at all. 那他們根本不是蜂星人
Uh-huh.
But the DNA, the mutations. High T showed us that sample. 但T老大讓我們看了DNA跟突變
All right. Let's see. 我們來看看
Agent H, bring up the Dyad forensic report. 顯示歹亞能人的鑑識報告
(搜尋中)
(檔案已刪除)
Who has the authority to make a case file disappear? 誰有刪除案件檔案的權限權？
Come with me. 跟我來
And what about Naples? How did he know we were there? 他又怎麼知道我們在那不勒斯？
He was doing his job. 那是他的工作
Does his job include tracking us? 包括追蹤我們？
He gave this to me as a gift. It has a chip inside it. 這是他送給我的，裡面有晶片
We need to see the confiscated Jababian weapon. 我們要看充公的賈巴邊武器
Not possible. 不可能的
Not possible? I'm the senior agent on the case. 我是這起案件的資深探員
Let's make it possible. Where's the weapon? 當然有可能，武器在哪裡？
I think he's been chasing it the entire time. 我認為他一直在找尋它
High T is the mole. He's gotta be. T老大就是內鬼，一定是
A mole for who? Where would he take it? 誰唆使的？他會跑去哪裡？
Paris. 巴黎
My guess would be Paris. 我猜是巴黎
I knew all along that something was off. 我一直覺得他哪裡怪怪的
I thought he was covering for you, 我以為他在掩護你，
but it turns out, it was him. 原來是他自己
He was hiding his own tracks. 他在隱藏自己的秘密
Gotta be an explanation. M, come on. 一定有合理解釋，M，走吧
- I'm coming with you. - No, C. 我跟你們去，不，C...
Hey, hey. Come on, now. This isn't about you. 拜託，這不只是你的事
I know. I agree. 我知道，我同意
Listen, if it turns out what you're saying is true 如果你的推論是對的
and word gets out that T, T這位功勳彪炳的探員是叛徒
the most decorated agent in MIB history, T這位功勳彪炳的探員是叛徒
is a traitor, the agency will never recover. 分部將永遠無法復原
If we stop him, no one ever has to know. 若我們阻止他，就沒人會知道
But what if you can't stop him? Then what? 萬一你阻止不了他呢？
Well, then tell them it was me. 那就說是我
Tell them I was the traitor. 告訴他們我是叛徒
Trust me, the agency will believe you. 相信我，上頭會相信你的
You. 靠你了
Oh, that's right. That happened. 對哦，我都忘了
That's what I'm talking about. 舊的不去新的不來
I'm driving. 我來開
Uh...
That really should be here. 應該在這邊才對
Not in this country. 這個國家是右駕
There should be a big red button somewhere. 車裡應該有個紅色的大按鈕
Yes! Press the red button. 對，快按紅色按鈕
Found it. 有了
Whoa!
H, you gotta see this. H，你看這個
A portal from Sector C has been activated. C區入口已開啟
The Hive. 蜂星人
I'm sending you backup. Out. 我傳備份給你
You remember when I told you we're in the lying business? 記得我說過這行充滿了謊言
Mm-hmm.
T said that to me when he recruited me. 那是T招募我時說的話
He said, "We have to lie to the world, "他說我們必須欺騙世界"
which means we can never lie to each other." "所以我們不能欺騙彼此"
I just don't believe that he has. 我不相信他騙了我
But you can't always trust your gut, H. 但你不能總是相信直覺，H
Sometimes things are as they appear to be. 有時候事情就是表面上那樣
No, we saved the world, for God's sakes. 不，是我們拯救了世界
Together, with nothing but our wits 單憑我們的機智和7代反原子槍
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. 單憑我們的機智和7代反原子槍
So I've heard. 我聽說了
- H? - Yeah? H
Mind telling me one more time? 再說一次你是怎麼打敗蜂星人的
How'd you beat the Hive? 再說一次你是怎麼打敗蜂星人的
Uh, it was three years ago. 三年前
High T and I went to face the Hive 我跟T老大上去阻擋蜂星人
with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. Cool? 單憑我們的機智和7代反原子槍
Yes, but how'd you do it? 但你們是怎麼做的？
Wait. What are you doing? 妳想幹嘛？
- I'm curious. How'd you do it? - I told you. 我只想知道怎麼做的？我說了啊
- You didn't, though. - I did a few times. 你沒有，我說過幾次了
Okay, High T and I went up to face the Hive 我跟T老大上去阻擋蜂星人
with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers... 單憑我們的機智和7代反原子槍
Am I...? I'm repeating myself, aren't I? 我一直在跳針，對不對？
- Over and over. - Word for word. 跳個沒完，一字不漏
Yeah, um... Okay, why would I be doing that? 怎麼會這樣
H, I don't think that you beat the Hive that night. 我想你們當時並沒有擊敗蜂星人
I think you were neuralyzed. 你被消除記憶了
Ah. You came to say goodbye. 你來道別
And you brought the lovely M. 還帶了可愛的M
You can really feel the history here. 這裡真的充滿歷史
Eiffel discovering wormholes, 艾菲爾發現通往其他文明的蟲洞...
gangways to other civilizations, 艾菲爾發現通往其他文明的蟲洞...
the First Alien Migration. 第一次外星人大遷徒
And we made history here too, didn't we, H? 我們也在這裡創造了歷史，H
With just our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. 單憑我們的機智和7代反原子槍...
No. We didn't. 並沒有
The Hive wanted the most powerful weapon in the galaxy, 蜂星人想要銀河系裡最強大的武器
so you had Vungus bring it to Men in Black. 你就叫馮格斯把它交給星際戰警
You'd wait. When it came, you'd give it to them. 你等東西到了，再交給他們
My dear boy, you were always a bright one... 你一直都是最聰明的孩子，但...
but there's no stopping this. 你無能為力了
With the weapon out of the way, every planet will fall, 少了這武器，每個星球都會淪陷
starting with this one. 就從地球開始
Step away from the controls. 離開控制器
You neuralyzed me. 你消除我的記憶
Made me a hero, the guy that saved the world. 讓我成為拯救世界的英雄
Left alive to sell the lie. 讓我活著替你圓謊
They wanted this. 這是他們要的
You were there. 你也在場啊
You were always like a son to me. 你一直都像我的兒子一樣
H? H
You were always like a son to me. 你一直都像我的兒子一樣
That's not High T anymore. 他已經不是T老大了
You were always like a son 你一直都像...
to him. 我的兒子
Shoot it! Shoot it! 快開槍...
My queen! 我的女王
I'm coming! 我來了
What do we do? What do we do? 怎麼辦...
I'm gonna get it back. 我要把它搶回來
I know he's still in there somewhere. 我知道他還在
Hey! 嘿
Hey! I know you're in there somewhere! 嘿，我知道你還在裡面
It's me, H. 我是H
Remember, you wanted me to take your place. 記得嗎？你要我當接班人
M! M
The truth of the universe. 宇宙的真相
I want to know how it all works. 我想知道一切怎麼運作
The universe has a way of leading you 宇宙總會在正確的時間點
to where you're supposed to be. 宇宙總會在正確的時間點
At the moment you're supposed to be there. 引領你到你該去的地方
My queen! 女王
I'm not losing another queen. 我不能再失去一位女王
You said I was like a son to you. 你說你把我當兒子看
You were like a father to me. 我也把你當父親看
H. H
Right time... 正確的時間...
right place. 正確的地方
Pawny? 小咖
- Yeah? - You've served your queen well. 是，你把女王服侍得很好
Thank you, my lady. 謝謝妳，小姐
It was my honor. 這是我的榮幸
So is she as tough as they say? 她有傳說中那麼難搞嗎？
In a word, yes. 簡單來說，是的
- Well, you didn't screw up. - No, ma'am. 妳沒有搞砸，沒有
Let's be honest, there were a few bumps along the way, 老實說，過程中有些狀況
- friction at the start... - Let's not be honest. 一開始不太...別老實說
Okay. No, we did not screw up. 好，我們沒搞砸
You said there may be a problem in London, but you knew. 妳說倫敦可能有問題，但妳早就知情
I hadn't trusted London branch for some time. 我懷疑倫敦分部有段時間
I never understood the reason why. 我始終無法理解
T lived for this organization. 這分部是T的一切
He was the very best we had to offer. He will be... 他曾經是最棒的探員，他會...
...missed. 受人緬懷
Welcome to the circus, Agent M. 歡迎加入馬戲團，M探員
You are no longer probationary. 妳的試用期結束了
Well, there you go. My work here is done, I... 看看妳，我的工作結束了
- You are. - I'm sorry, what? 沒錯，抱歉，什麼？
Probationary head of London branch. 倫敦分部的代理主管
I'm sorry. Probationary head? 抱歉，代理主管？
It sounds like I got promoted and demoted at the same time. 我好像同時被升職跟降職了
- No. Try and cope. 努力調適吧
Several years ago, before all this, T mentioned to me 幾年前，這一切發生前，
a young, up-and-coming field agent who had certain T提過一位年輕的外勤新秀
leadership qualities, shall we say. 說他有某些領導人特質
Was his faith in you misplaced? 他對你的信心有誤嗎？
No, I just think there are 不，只是局裡有更資深的探員
far more experienced agents than myself. 不，只是局裡有更資深的探員
Yeah, there are. But you have the full support 確實如此，但你獲得所有資深員工的支持
of our senior staff and, by the way, Agent C. 包括C探員在內
Is that right? 是嗎？
- Do I take it you accept? - Yes. 看來你是接受了？是的
Good. I'll talk to the bosses upstairs. 很好，我會跟上頭報告
You need to clear your London desk 收拾妳在倫敦的辦公桌
and report to MIB in New York on Monday. 週一回紐約MIB報到
New York. 紐約啊
Thank you, Agent O. 謝謝妳，O探員
Congratulations, probie. 恭喜你，菜鳥
Congratulations to you too. 也恭喜妳
You'll want to brief your agents. 跟你的探員們說明一下吧
Walk with me. 陪我走一下
So you wanted to know how it all works. 妳說妳想知道一切怎麼運作
Now you do. 妳現在知道了
And as you will no doubt have divined, Agent M, 想必妳也已經發現，M探員...
there's a price. 這是有代價的
Nope.
Hey there. What are you doing? 嘿，妳在做什麼？
I told O I had to take care of 我跟O說，我得先處理幾件事再回去
a couple things before I went back. 我跟O說，我得先處理幾件事再回去
Yeah? What, like stealing my car? 像是偷我的車？
No, like driving it. 是開你的車
You're on the right side, at least. 至少妳坐對邊了
I'm a quick study. 我學得很快
Give me a lift back to London? 載我回倫敦？
Road trip. 一路開回去
Up, up, up! 好痛，起來啦
Oh, God. Did not need that. 老天，我還不夠慘嗎？
Could you zap me with that forgetting thing, please? 對我用那個會失憶的東西好嗎？
What are you doing here, Pawny? 你怎麼在這裡，小咖？
Get used to seeing me, pretty boy. 習慣吧，花美男
- I'm your new babysitter. - He's my new what? 我是你的新保姆，我的新什麼？
- Babysitter. - Queen's orders. 保姆，女王下的令
She says the chance of your sorry ass 她說你這遜咖少了我
surviving without me: Zero. 生存機率是零
Okay, I did not say that... exactly. 我沒說...這麼白
She said, "Slim to zero." 她說"接近零"
I rounded it down to zero 我四捨五入為零
because I feel like it's zero. 因為我覺得是零
Consider it a parting gift. 當作是臨別的禮物吧
Come on. I saved the world. 拜託，我拯救了世界耶
You couldn't tell because you were getting choked out. 你不知道，因為你被打到爬不起來
- Do I even have a choice? - No. 我有選擇嗎？沒有
Yes! There we go. All right. Where's that little red button? 這就對了，那個紅色按鈕在哪裡？
Oh, it's right here. 就在這裡啊
Whoa!
I still don't like you. 我還是不喜歡你
I love that option. 我愛這個功能
(啟動)
This is a complicated piece of machinery, so be careful. 這是非常複雜的機器，好嗎？小心點
Yeah, got it. 知道了
I'm gonna trust my gut. 我要相信我的直覺