I hate your gringo friend.
Right now, so do I.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
Last time I was here I tried a delicious Cabernet.
And I haven't been able to find it anywhere.
I took a picture of the label...
Wait.
Can you show me the last picture?
Is that the RZA?
Who?
RZA... He's a good friend of mine.
I need to call him.
He wanted to come in January, but there aren't available venues till November.
Are you organizing a Wu-Tang Clan concert in Chile?
Not me, my company.
Eyelashes.
Lips.
Next? Are you crazy?
Ariel, your hot is my OK.
Excuse me...
Six, please.
Can you...
What do you need?
Six, please.
What's your problem?
You want to break the funicular?
One, two, three, four...
Six people max.
Who wants to sell their spot?
Now can they come?
Thanks.
How are you, Polio?
To the left.
What did she say?
"Get her drunk."
MY Specialty.
Turn off your phone and focus on boning the baby-sitter, will ya?
Sorry.
Thanks a lot.
You're like a miner trapped in a giant vagina.
You need someone to pull you out.
I'm your rescue capsule, baby. Let me do my job.
I don't need to be rescued. It's warm in here.
You know what your problem is? You still think like a fat guy.
Look at me, I'm fat, but I act thin. That's the secret.
Ask for a drink.
OK.
Pollo! I made it! This is my friend.
The guide! Awesome!
Excuse me.
Why did you have my phone?
I thought it was mine.
Frame this pic, 'cause it's the last time you'll ever see them.
Pollo, you fat son of a bitch!
Please, pick up.
- Can I get you anything? - No.
Sorry.
Sofia, it wasn't me. It was Pollo!
Fuckin' gringo.
Sofia, it's ok.
When a relationship has problems, someone cheats.
This time it was you... again.
Who am I to judge?
I know, Pollo is a bad influence.
Help me!
It really hurts!
Help me!
It's too heavy. Wait.
Help me push.
I can't.
Hurry UP!
Help me!
My hand!
Help me!
Stop!
Please, my hand!
I need to find my hand!
I'll buy you a new hand!
This is all gonna collapse! Let's go!
Move over!
Pollo, help me!
Follow me. That way.
Be careful.
- I can't do it. - Yes, you can.
Fuck!
My hand!
Tsunami.
Calm down, you'll be there in a few minutes.
- Please, put us on the next ride. - Get in line.
C'mon... there's like 300,000 pesos there.
Get in line!
Let my friend ride, he's hurt badly.
You don't understand Spanish? Get in line!
My friend is bleeding to death.
What do you want? A million pesos?
Get in line.
You're the biggest motherfucker asshole I know.
I hope that something like this happens to your kids!
I'm sorry... I know I'm an asshole.
Just don't take it out on my friend, please.
Please let him get to the hospital.
Fine... But only him.
Please, take my friend to the hospital.
- Don't worry. - Thanks a lot.
Relax!
Everything is gonna be okay.
We'll find another way to the hospital.
Every ten years we have tsunami warnings. It never happens.
My hand.
I'm just gonna sit here... And wait for the tsunami...
...to take all this shit away, and take me with it.
Attention! The prison collapsed. Inmates escaped.
Curfew is in effect. Go home or you will be arrested.
Look at those girls! Get 'em!
Hey, ladies, where you going?
Shit!
Shut up!
What's up, Marito?
This motherfucker scared me.
Check his pockets.
He's alive.
This is useful.
And this.
Where are the girls?
I don't speak Spanish.
Marito, translate for me.
I don't believe him.
L-le's lying-
Where are the girls?
Help me, please, help me!
Please, help me get out of here.
Break the wood.
My partner is already dead.
Break the wood and get me out of here.
I know you can do it.
Come here.
He doesn't want to talk.
Where are they?
He says he's got a daughter.
Tell him she's about to become an orphan.
Use this.
Use this to break the wood.
We can call an ambulance. I'm not going to kill him.
Would you rather kill two people than save one?
I have a family. Take the axe.
Do it now! He's dead!
Check if there are more girls hiding around.
There is nobody here.
Leave us alone.
Turn around!
Shut up or I'll burn you alive!
Thank you, dear God!
You are going to hell, motherfucker!
There was another girl!
Go get her!
Besides you, Marito.
Happy birthday, brother.
Enjoy.
They killed, Marito!
- Stay right there. - Please, open the door!
Step away from the gate! Residents only!
- Please, We need your help! - We already have our share of troubles.
Three of our friends are dead!
Get out of here!
Motherfucker! Let's go!
Wait.
- What are you doing? - They can stay in my house.
We can't just let anyone in. They could be prisoners!
It happened to the people just down the street, they raped three women.
We are not criminals. I'm a fireman.
Those rapists said the same thing.
We're not prisoners. We don't have tattoos.
Look at me, I don't have any tattoos!
That's what a prisoner would say.
I'm not risking my family. I'm a single mother!
Nobody is gonna harm my children.
Get out now!
You don't own the street, Mrs. Martinez!
No one is going to tell me what I can do!
I'm tired of your paranoia!
Come in.
- Close the gate. - Put down that gun.
Come in.
If you come in, I'll kill you!
What did you do?
Shut up.
We will come back for you.
Don't make any noise.
Son... where are you? I can't hear you.
Dad, I'm in Valparaiso. You need to come for us.
Fuck.
Say hello to my brother, motherfucker.
Father, open the door.
Get away, please.
Father, you know me. I'm Ramon.
You baptized me.
We're just trying to stop the gringos that murdered Marito.
It was self defense.
Father, please open the door, we're not gonna harm you.
We just wanna turn them over to the justice.
Please, don't do it. They want to kill us.
Open the fucking door!
Follow me.