Hi.
I'm Zack.
If you're watching, you probably know me,
or you know someone who does, or you saw some PopEater.
All right.
My name is Zachary Lawrence Garvey.
All right, guys, I'm a little busy.
Look, I've lived in Hollywood my whole life.
And one thing I've learned, everybody's
always chasing a story.
Nobody cares about the truth.
Pretty soon a lot of people are going to be telling my story.
And most of them haven't even met me.
I want to make sure you hear my side.
In case you're wondering, this isn't
me trying to weasel out of it.
The police know everything.
They're probably driving here right now.
I'm just saying, please don't be too quick to judge.
If you really want to know what happened,
you need to know what I was like.
What a beautiful school.
Isn't it, Zack?
Just look at that.
It looks like it's brand new.
Mom.
You know, I know you're worried, but it's just perfect.
- It's a fresh start. - Mom.
Things are going to change.
I can feel it.
Mom, that's not where I'm going.
I'm going there, to the continuation school, where they
put the kids who need extra help.
Oh.
Hey, can you stop so I can get out?
But do you want me to wait to make sure it's the right place?
It's the right place, mom.
Did you have your pills?
I'm OK.
Would you want me to pick you up after school?
I'll find a ride.
Just have a terrific day.
And remember that they are lucky to have you.
I love you.
he's going..
Hi!
OK, mock stars, the party has officially started.
Natalie, ey.
Welcome home.
I know.
No cause.
I'm so happy to see you.
GIRL: How have you been?
You look so cute.
How was Vegas?
Conversation stopper.
New topic.
I love that skirt.
We've been dying without you.
Really, like the whole summer.
Seriously.
Is this from your dad?
His new girlfriend is pregnant.
He didn't want me to feel left out, as if.
OK.
Photo op.
Come on, guys.
Come on.
Hey, two choices, join the party or take the picture.
What's it going to be?
He's so--
Who is this guy?
He's getting there.
He's like a snail.
There's like a little trail behind him.
Can you just walk a little faster?
OK, everybody ready?
Let's do it.
Ugh, party's over.
All right,.
See you in a minute.
GIRL: Come on now.
Bye, ladies.
Hope it's in focus.
Granger.
Here.
Truancy.
Brightman.
Here.
Chronic tardiness, graffiti on the lockers,
disrespectful to a teacher.
Oh, and I failed the state reading exam
because I was asleep.
You know, kids make jokes, but this is the kind of joke
that covers pain.
Truancy.
God, that word is so negative.
I was on my own path.
And my job is to restore their faith in themselves.
We take kids with no more options
and give them a second chance.
TEACHER: Cam.
Here.
Remind me, do we have a dress code?
Of course we do.
Then why are you wearing that?
I think it looks great--
actually.
Who are you?
Zack Garvey.
Take a seat.
All right.
Natalie doesn't need people defending her, especially you.
Dress codes are for losers.
Lindsay Lohan wore the same shoes
to the People's Choice Awards.
They said she had--
Edge.
My dad works for a studio.
He goes every year.
Why don't you have a car?
I have a car, but my mom brought me.
First day.
You know, she wanted to make sure I showed up.
Is that a problem for you, skipping school?
Um, not a problem for me, a problem for my parents.
My kind of guy.
I wouldn't leap to judgment.
Why don't I drive you home?
We can go over the pros and cons.
I thought we were going to get mani-pedis.
I changed my mind.
Go without me.
What?
I'm giving the new boy a ride.
GIRL: For real?
NATALIE KIM: Yeah.
GIRL: This sucks.
These are so not my walking shoes.
Seriously?
You live here?
Thanks for the ride.
Most people invite you in.
Fine, if you insist.
Five minutes.
Whoa.
Style setback.
IRIS GARVEY: Oh, Zack, is that you?
How'd it go?
Oh.
Hello.
Um, this is Natalie.
Nice to meet you, Natalie.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, it's OK.
Oh, that's a fun skirt.
Uh, thanks.
Um, your father works for a studio?
Payroll.
Payroll?
Yeah, 15 years.
He practically runs the department.
And Zack is an actor.
I bet he didn't tell you that.
Those are his headshots.
He was in a movie directed by Steven Spielberg, second AD.
I'm sorry.
I can't stay.
Don't be silly.
You just got here.
I don't know. I--
Mom, it's OK.
All right.
I made cookies.
Cookies?
From scratch.
When was the last time you had that?
I've got chocolate chip.
I've got peanut butter and nice cold milk with it.
I'm sorry about my mother.
You lied to me.
Lied?
I didn't lie.
You said your father was important.
I said he works at the studio.
You made it sound like he has inside information.
Well, he does.
It's all he ever talks about.
He tells stories about famous people all the time.
Stories from payroll?
Fine, I lied.
Um, you can go.
What kind of stories?
Huh?
I'm asking, what does he say?
A lot of things.
Most of it is crap, but sometimes it's good.
Like?
Paris Hilton gets paid an appearance fee
for her extensions.
So one for her, one for her hair.
OK, not bad.
What else?
Taio Cruz is playing BASO this weekend, private party,
invitation only.
Are you going?
To BASO?
Oh, you can't know and not go.
First of all, I don't have an invitation.
You don't need an invitation.
And I'm under age, so.
All you need is a fake ID.
I'll get you one.
I get into clubs all the time.
Thanks anyway. I--
Are you crazy?
People would kill to be at that party.
Yeah, I just--
I can't. OK?
I'll take you.
We'll go together.
I'm saying I can't do it.
Whatever.
I have plenty of options.
This isn't about you.
I wasn't even going to give you a ride.
Look, I have anxiety.
I never go anywhere.
I'm lucky if I make it through two hours in a public place.
That's why I can't act.
It's why I cut class.
It's how I ended up with that loser school.
You know why I'm there?
The teacher said I was stupid and my mother believed it.
No, she didn't.
You want to bet?
Here's the thing.
At first I thought they were right.
And then I got heels.
Heels?
5 inches.
Fresh perspective.
My whole life changed.
So you're saying I need shoes?
I'm saying you won't get into BASO wearing jeans
from ShopLots.
Yeah, Natalie was like a rock star,
I mean, even before she got famous.
She can make anything seem like something you wanted.
And it's not that she forced us.
It's just that's how cool she was.
And I mean, plus, she's totally smart.
She knows more about clothes than Einstein
knew about phones.
Nice.
You think?
Mhm.
That looks good.
This is my personal favorite.
Why don't I hang this up for you?
I don't believe this place.
I told you.
It's like where famous people go.
Robert Pattinson, Orlando Bloom.
Bloom?
Are you serious?
Oh, what do you think?
I don't know.
I'm kind of out of my comfort zone.
Which is exactly where we need to be.
The bouncers at BASO are good.
You won't get in if you dress like that.
I can't afford it.
These shirts cost more than my mother makes in a month.
Don't worry about money.
This one's on me.
No, I can't do that.
Ready to try them on?
I think so.
Are those shirts on sale?
No, they're not.
Is he OK?
He's fine.
Just having a hard time.
Oh, my God.
Just water.
Water.
Right.
Bottled not tap, with a straw.
I can't believe that just happened.
Welcome to my world.
It happens all the time.
It was perfect.
You were perfect.
Did you see her?
She was totally freaking out, running
around trying to find water.
We had the store to ourselves, like, for five whole minutes.
You and I are going to BASO.
Which cool guy do you want to be?
Look at you, so handsome.
Natalie and I went shopping.
How did you pay for all this?
I-- I didn't.
I mean, Natalie got it for me.
We went to this designer discount store.
That was nice of her.
She must really like you.
Oh, my God.
This is amazing.
How do we get in?
Leave it to me.
What are you doing?
Are we stealing a car?
I'm looking for money.
I have money.
OK, that's it.
You need to stop.
OK, first of all, you don't have enough money
to get past that line.
And two, never pay for something that should be free.
You can't just break into somebody's car.
Why not, if it's unlocked?
Because you can't.
Stop saying can't.
Don't even think about it.
I don't really have a choice.
All right, nobody leaves money in their car.
Oh, please, are you kidding?
How do you think I get into these places?
Oh, God.
Your problem isn't anxiety.
It's lack of imagination.
This is so not OK.
Fine.
Stay here.
I'm sure you'll have a great time.
Crap.
Natalie Kim.
I'm on the list.
Nice try.
Sorry, I'm late.
Both of you, step away from the rope.
Sorry for the confusion.
What did you tell that guy?
I said you're on the hills.
Really? He believed that?
Yeah.
What do you think?
This is the most incredible thing
I've ever seen in my life.
That's too bad.
Go buy us a couple of drinks.
I don't drink.
I don't even know the names of any drinks.
Just make something up.
Go.
Have fun.
All right.
I like your shirt.
Uh, thanks.
Can I buy you a drink?
Two vodka and sodas.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
So are you going to the party later?
That depends.
Which party?
Paris Hilton, after the concert.
I mean, that's what I heard.
I figured a guy like you must know.
Um, I'll be right back.
Hey!
Are we leaving?
I got kicked out of the VIP section.
Can you believe it?
Because I wasn't on some stupid list.
Who cares?
It's great in there.
It's not great in there.
It's great in the room we can't get into.
Well, Cruz hasn't even played.
I'm going home.
I'm sure you can get a ride.
Well, I don't want to go home.
I want to be with you.
I want to go home.
Paris Hilton's having a party.
Did you just make that up?
No, I just got invited.
Shut up.
I think we should go.
You don't even know where Paris Hilton lives.
I can find out.
The internet, you can find anyone.
What?
Check this out.
Are you sure this is her house?
Yeah, I found it on three different websites.
I guess you're right.
No party.
Or, it hasn't started yet.
What are you doing?
I'm going to find out.
You can't just go up there.
Why not?
You were invited.
Oh, my God.
OK, nobody's home.
I think it's pretty rude, don't you?
Not showing up for your own party.
All right, can we just go?
OK, seriously, no.
We came this far.
If she's not having a party, we should make our own.
Natalie.
You won't believe how much stuff she has.
Oh my God, what are you doing?
I'm going shopping.
Would you just put those back?
It's department store thrift, everything.
She won't even notice.
Natalie.
Natalie?
Natalie.
What do you think?
Oh, no, no, no.
You need to take that off.
Could you lighten up?
All right, this isn't a store.
You can't just walk in and take stuff.
Photo op.
I'll be good, I promise.
Come on.
All right, just one picture.
OK, let's go.
Come on.
All right, this is Natalie.
And this is Zack.
Cheer up.
Live from Paris Hilton's closet.
This is it, guys.
Bigger than life.
Check this stuff out.
And this is the dress she wore to the Walk of Fame Awards.
Personally, I--
Is Natalie here?
Mom, God, you need to knock.
Time for dinner.
For the bounty we are about to receive, may the Lord make
us truly thankful.
- Amen. - Amen.
Amen.
That looks good.
Oh, good.
I'm glad.
So, Zack, how are things at the new school?
OK.
Yeah?
Your mom says that you're making some friends.
I am.
That's great.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Fire away.
You know those VIP rooms at clubs,
how does a person get into those places?
You're not old enough to get into those clubs.
I know.
I know you need to be older.
But I was just wondering, who do those people
go to to get on the list?
Is this what you spend all day thinking about, getting
in the nightclubs?
He's just trying to make conversation, honey.
Well, maybe the conversation should be about studying.
What?
You always talk about this stuff.
I'm not flunking out of school, Zack.
Larry, he didn't flunk out.
You know what?
I'm sorry I asked.
Zack, how you get to be a VIP, you study hard,
you apply yourself, you have goals.
I have goals.
What goals?
What exactly are you trying to achieve?
He's making friends and building confidence.
Those aren't goals, Iris.
And wearing a knockoff designer shirt,
that does not make you important.
You know what? Fine.
Forget it.
You didn't eat.
I'm not hungry.
What?
How is he supposed to feel good about himself
when you talk to him like that?
What do you want me to do Iris, lie?
Just visiting.
That's awesome.
There's Zack.
Hey.
I got you a coffee.
Oh, thanks.
Don't worry.
It's decaf.
Well, you guys seem kind of chummy.
We went shopping together, right?
I should've gotten the other one, too.
And these shoes.
I think we should go back.
OK.
Time's up.
We have to-- whoa.
What do you think?
What did you do with your clothes?
I'm telling you, Paris and I were sisters in another life.
- It's cute. - All right, fine.
But we really have to go, OK?
OK, fine.
OK.
Here, help me pack.
OK.
Hey, don't stuff.
That's a $7,000 dress.
Fold.
PARIS HILTON: Tinkerbell, where are you going?
You said she was at the club.
That's what her tweet said.
Something, do something.
PARIS HILTON: Come back here, Tinkerbell.
Here.
Go get it.
PARIS HILTON: Where are you hiding?
All right, go go, go.
PARIS HILTON: Tinkerbell.
Tinkerbell, where are you?
OK.
Let's go.
No signs of a break in, but I got an itemized list.
Tight.
Half a million bucks.
The assistant said she could provide receipts.
It's totally not your color.
You know, maybe it's somebody she knows.
Hilton?
Yeah.
You know, she has a reality TV show.
Every time she turns around, she's doing something
to get attention, you know?
You used to work downtown, right?
East LA.
Yeah, well, aha, buckle up, buddy,
because Hollywood's like nothing you've ever seen.
Paris Hilton's home was robbed last night in a heist so lame
police think it could be a stunt cooked up
by the publicity-hungry star herself.
REPORTER: Ms. Hilton, Ms. Hilton,
how do you feel about the robbers?
PARIS HILTON: I hate them.
Did you see that?
She hates me.
She looked right at me when she said it.
These are huge.
You'd never know it from her pictures.
What are we going to do with all this?
Throw it away?
These shoes are signed.
Knock, knock.
Hi, Mrs. Garvey.
Wow.
Look at all this stuff.
It belongs to my mother.
Your mother?
Mhm.
She's going through her closets.
We're giving it to charity.
Well, somebody is going to be pretty happy.
You're welcome to go through it.
I don't know.
Looks pretty fancy.
Hey, mom, do you mind?
I just--
I have to do your laundry.
Here, I'll take it.
All right.
Thank you.
OK.
You should be nicer to her.
All right, we need to get these clothes out of here now.
Hey, we're doing pretty well.
OK, that's enough money.
I think we should go.
You're the one that wants to get rid of this stuff.
Yeah, not on a boardwalk in broad daylight.
Hey, just be patient.
We're doing great.
We can make a lot more.
Hey, you guys got a license?
Pardon me, officer.
Do you have a license?
You need a license to sell this stuff.
I am so sorry.
I told him this was a bad idea.
He wanted to go to a concert, but his parents
wouldn't give him the money.
So instead of bringing this down to the Salvation Army,
like he promised, he decided to sell it.
Huh.
Just pack up.
You got 5 minutes.
Thanks, sir.
GIRL: Hey, guys.
What did you want me to say?
Sorry I'm late.
- Hey. - Wow.
Look at all this stuff.
This is amazing.
What did that cop say?
You told her?
So what?
Did you see that video?
I know.
I can't believe Paris is talking about you.
Like, you're famous.
Why shouldn't I tell her?
You know, I know someone that can help you unload this.
You could probably make a lot more money.
Seriously?
Mhm.
My cousin's dating him.
He's a party promoter or something like that.
I forget.
But he sells things.
Oh.
No, no way.
No.
Where'd you get it?
Paris Hilton lost a pair of signed Louis Vuittons.
It's all over the internet.
Then you don't need us to tell you.
8,000 cash.
It's worth 50.
10 is fine.
8.
Final offer.
What kind of parties you promote?
The kind you don't get invited to.
$10,000, and we get invited, VIP list.
I do believe that this could be the beginning
of something really special.
I got a feeling you and me together,
we will be sensational.
But you better hold on cuz this feeling's so strong.
My heart is just jumping from my chest.
You've got fall down.
Enjoy yourselves.
Thank you.
Bottle service?
How much for your best champagne?
$1,000.
All right.
Thanks.
I don't believe this.
Hey, who else do you think is in here?
We'll just have to wait and see.
I'm in the VIP room.
This is only the beginning.
Hey, that stuff was hot.
I moved it off just like that.
Woo!
Paris Hilton is cracked.
Hey, not to criticize, but shouldn't we
be a little more discreet?
Ah, true professional.
I never said Paris Hilton.
Forget I said that.
Here is to a beautiful future!
I think we should do Audrina.
She's got great jeans.
Those are custom.
Her ass only.
I have her.
Right here.
A blog says she's in New York.
And I just found her address online.
Can you make it like a picture?
Yeah.
Nice.
OK, so how do we do this?
We go through that window.
It's kind of high up.
Grow a pair.
Hey, photo op.
Smile.
Paparazzi.
Got it.
Oh, look at this.
right there.
I love that.
That was so good!
Oh, my God.
It's cute.
OK, ladies, party's over.
All right?
OK, OK, OK.
Seriously, guys, it's 3 o'clock.
Time to go.
Is he always so uptight?
He has anxiety.
Hey.
OK, turn that on.
You're screwed.
We're not screwed.
Dude, Patridge posted this on her blog.
You're all over YouTube.
You can't even tell it's him.
Right.
Whatever you say.
Look, I'll sell this stuff, but I'm not holding it.
You hold it till it's sold.
Did you see that video?
You think he's right?
You think people will recognize me?
I think it's amazing.
This is so sick.
We are totally hot.
We got 100,000 hits.
That's more than Beyonce, on a good day.
What's up, man?
Hey.
We got the prints back.
They don't come up in the database.
Same as the Hilton job.
Mhm.
Took the same stuff, too.
Yeah, everybody takes that stuff.
What are you looking at?
What the hell are they doing?
That one's holding the camera.
Why would they be taking pictures?
Well, remember, you're in Hollywood, man.
It's exciting stuff.
You'll get it, man.
Mom, God.
What?
What are you doing?
Cleaning.
Cleaning, under my bed?
I always clean in here.
Well, don't, OK?
Don't clean.
Excuse me?
This is my room.
It's private.
If I want to clean, I'll clean it myself.
Oh, really?
I'm not eight years old anymore.
Why don't you stop acting like it?
I'll get it.
Sorry I'm late.
My GPS crapped out.
Hi, Zack.
Hey, April.
She saw the video.
She's my sister.
Well, practically my sister.
She saw the video, too.
Hey, Zack.
Hi.
Um.
GIRL: Isn't he cute?
GIRL: Right?
Oh.
Oh, you didn't say it was a party.
Hi.
Cherry told them.
They want to come with us the next time we go.
Cool.
Cool?
Moon, my God, where have you been?
Hi.
Dancing at Bottoms Up.
No way.
Excuse me.
Can we focus?
He has anxiety.
No, I have three bags of stolen property in my closet.
From Audrina?
Seriously?
Can we see it?
Yeah.
Look, I don't care how cool this is, if we keep going out,
we can't tell any more people.
And we need to find a better place to hide this stuff.
Fine.
So what are we, a club?
Yeah, a shopping club.
I love clubs.
I was a Girl Scout.
You were a Girl Scout?
Yeah, I sold a lot of cookies.
Paris Hilton, four times.
Audrina Patridge, Rachel Bilson, six times.
Ashley Tisdale, Megan Fox, I'm pretty sure.
I mean, I did--
they-- that's what they told me.
I didn't go.
So aren't you going to blow them out?
Zack's not coming?
He's out with his friends.
The ones from the fake school?
Please don't talk like that.
It's demeaning.
It's not a real school, Iris.
Yes, it is.
And I think he deserves a little credit.
I mean, look how far he's come this year.
I mean, last year he almost never went to class.
Now he doesn't miss a day.
And we hardly see him because he's so busy.
He's not even taking his medication.
Ah.
Maybe I-- I don't know.
Well, he seems happy, and that should count for something.
Come on.
Blow em' up.
Hey.
I'm sorry I didn't call.
You're sorry you didn't call?
You missed your father's birthday
for the first time in your life and you stayed out all night.
OK.
Pick a hand.
I don't want to pick a hand.
Go on, pick.
This isn't a game, Zack.
Hey.
I got it for you.
Do you like it?
Where did you get that?
What do you mean?
I mean, how did you pay for that?
You don't have a job.
I work.
You work?
All you do is go to school and hang out with those girls.
When do you work?
On the weekends for Natalie's mother around the house,
mowing the lawn, cleaning out her closet.
She pays me.
Do you expect me to believe that?
Look, she's divorced.
She lives by herself.
Go ahead and call her.
We waited for you.
I set a place at the table for you.
And then I had to make excuses.
I'm sorry.
Well, I'm sorry about Natalie's mother,
but you have a family, too.
I know.
Do you?
Because sometimes it doesn't seem like you do.
You're right.
I got carried away.
But I was doing it for you.
You shouldn't spend money on me.
Don't think about the money.
Hey, is that cake for Nani?
Yeah, I'm going to take it to her on my way to work.
Why don't I take it?
I liked Zack Garvey.
Everyone on my staff did.
Hey.
Morning, Zack.
How are you doing?
Good morning, ladies.
WOMAN: He was a sweet kid.
Utterly devoted to his grandmother.
He came once a week, twice sometimes.
And he always had something, flowers, cards.
Hey, Nani.
So how do you like these flowers?
How many teenagers do that?
Hey, hon.
Oh, hi.
What are you doing home?
Well, I came home early to do research.
MovieWatcher?
You know, my gut keeps telling me these jobs are connected.
My junior partner keeps telling me that I haven't worked
Hollywood long enough to know.
So--
So he just gave you these magazines?
I should never have taken this job.
Just remember, you're doing this for Izzy.
And the day she finishes college,
you can go right back to getting shot.
Hey, Izzy.
Hey, dad.
Seriously?
Are you guys reading MovieWatcher.
Brangelina had twins.
God, dad, everybody knows that.
Oh, my God.
Dude, get with the program.
You so don't know what this is about.
You know what it's about?
Being the most important person in the room.
Everybody wants that.
Producers, actors, directors, agents.
We all want the same thing, heads turning when you walk by,
photographers fighting to take your picture.
The only way to get there is to play to your strengths.
And even then there's no way to predict who's going to make it.
All right, ladies, glasses up.
To Zack.
Where would we be if he hadn't come to our school?
Aw, to Zack!
Do you know her?
Only from the movies.
Sometimes it's a star,
sometimes it's a power broker, sometimes nobody
knows how it happens.
It's just a guy.
Hey, hey.
Nice shades.
You think?
It's so hot.
Hey, so my sister's having a party this Friday.
She was hoping you can make it.
Uh, we have plans.
Hey, tell her I'll do my best, all right?
All right.
Cool.
OK.
Hey, who is that?
Who cares?
You should, loser.
Told you.
Hey, you need help?
Is it that obvious?
I was new here six months ago.
I get it.
I'm-- I'm trying to find the main office.
I don't think we have a main office.
Wait a second.
Can I see that?
Ah.
Here's the thing, Maddie.
There's two schools.
Two?
Yeah, the nice one, where you go, which is there,
and this one, where I go, which is a little bit different.
OK.
Thanks.
Yeah, don't mention it.
Hey.
OK, that was weird.
No, it wasn't.
I don't just carry those around.
It's OK. I like yogurt.
No, I work there.
They gave them to us.
OK.
You should stop by.
Maybe I will.
I mean, when I'm there.
Definitely.
Oh, my God, somebody shut me up.
Um, stop by.
I will.
Who's the Mary?
Oh, just some new girl.
Savage wants to see us.
Looking for souvenirs.
PM me.
Let's talk.
That's why you called, because of some message
on the internet?
Why don't you just get t-shirts, celebrity thieves.
That account is private.
Only people that are friends can see it.
You got a lot of friends.
And apparently they all know where
to go to look for souvenirs.
You have a Facebook page.
I don't use it to advertise stolen goods.
I'm not advertising.
And my face is not on surveillance footage
all over YouTube.
That is ancient history.
How hard do you think it would be for some Audrina Patridge
fan to connect the guy selling souvenirs
with the face on that video?
You know what I think?
I think you're jealous, because people are coming to him, not
you.
Get rid of the account.
Shut it down.
I'm not shutting it down.
Fine.
Then I'm finished.
Screw you.
That was brutal.
Screw you.
- You were incredible. - I don't know.
What are you talking about?
You were right.
Screw him.
We don't need him.
We'll go out on our own.
Let's do Brian Austin Green's house.
Megan Fox is living there.
I just read their tweet.
They're out of town.
The thing about kids, if they don't have records,
they're not in the database.
Can't make the prints.
They can go out for months, same group and--
I mean, you never know.
It's like they don't exist.
You know, you got to--
you got to make a connection.
That's all it takes.
One connection, light turns on, and then there's
nowhere to hide.
NATALIE KIM: Oh, not bad.
Let's go.
MAN: Sun Blast?
That was in Green's kitchen.
I found the same thing in Hilton's closet.
Well, it's kind of like finding a paperclip, isn't it?
Well, it's a pattern.
I don't know, maybe it's a ring.
A ring.
17 jobs since November have the same profile.
It's always a celebrity.
They leave behind a $10,000 painting,
walk away with a pair of shoes.
This is Hollywood.
Half of our break-ins are celebrities.
Yeah, but it's specific.
It's one pair of shoes and not the other.
Three dresses and they leave the rest.
It's like fans, you know, picking and choosing
like they have a list.
All right, listen to me.
I don't want to stir up any rumors about some gang going
after movie stars.
Maybe some of these jobs are connected,
but you have just two Sun Blast wrappers.
That's not a pattern.
Jenny, you can send my lunch in, please.
Detectives.
I mean, what was that all about?
It's a tough sell.
You know, a little more evidence.
Evidence, evidence, evidence.
He'll buy into it.
Oh, we're doing a--
we're doing a pool.
Everybody picks a name.
We vote.
$5 if you want in.
Get serious.
Extremely serious.
It's so good.
You don't know what this one is?
- It's disgusting. - These are really good.
God, I'm so hungry.
Me, too.
Probably from all the shopping.
What?
I mean, think about it.
We're like vampires, you know?
We stay up all night, and then when we wake up,
we're starving.
I think-- I think it's just the adrenaline, you know?
Like, we're just always scared and stuff.
Yeah.
I'm not scared.
Are you kidding?
I'm always scared.
I almost had a heart attack last night
when you left your phone.
Yeah, no kidding.
It's like saying, hey, Megan Fox, I just robbed your house.
Guys, guys, keep it down, all right?
Are you done with that?
Thank you.
OK, who are you?
I'm just wondering, haven't I seen you
somewhere or something?
Um, I don't think so.
Really?
Aren't you somebody?
You're not on a show?
No.
OK, sorry for bothering you.
Take your time.
Thank you.
Oh, thanks.
Thank you.
How flattering.
That was adorable.
OK, give me that.
She is getting a big tip.
Did you hear her?
She said we look like we're on a show.
GIRL: Give her $20 at least.
You still have this?
Yeah, I have it.
So what?
Some girl was stalking him.
I think he has a crush.
Ohh.
Whattt?
Ooh-ooh, crazy yogurt lady.
Give it.
Fess up.
Come on.
Whoa.
Take your stupid coupon, freak.
Whoa.
You guys need like a time out, or something.
I like frozen yogurt.
We should go.
I'm on that night.
You are?
Oh, OK.
I'm just still trying to figure out the schedule.
Hey.
I thought I'd take you up on this.
Perfect timing.
They just upgraded the offer, free Sunday.
Ah.
So Oregon.
Ah, I really miss it.
I never met anyone who didn't want to be here.
Kind of strange, right?
No, no.
Actually, it's kind of nice.
I had a good thing going, cheerleader, class president.
Oh, there were only 14 people in my grade.
Hey, if run again, I'll vote for you.
We don't even go to the same school.
Hey, I'll buy a vote.
OK.
That sounds sleazy.
It works for me.
I tried to call.
Your phone was off.
This is my friend, Natalie.
Close friend Natalie.
Nice to finally meet you.
If you don't want people to find you, turn off your locator.
I didn't think you'd stalk me.
I texted you.
You didn't answer.
It's my life.
You don't have to know everything I do.
Look, I'm sorry about what happened at the restaurant
yesterday, but I need to be able to reach you if something comes
up.
All right, what can be so important you can't wait
until I call you back?
What is that?
Us.
They're talking about us.
I saw it on a newsstand yesterday,
and I thought, who can I show it to?
Oh, I know, my best friend Zack.
What, they know who we are?
Not who, but an unnamed source in the police department
has suggested more than three jobs over the past five months
are connected, our jobs.
Paris, Audrina, and Megan.
And they gave us a name, The Bling Ring.
You don't seem very excited.
I'm just-- it feels a little out of control.
It's not out of control.
It's exactly what we wanted.
We're famous.
Hi, hon.
Hey.
It smells good in here.
Did you have a hard day?
Tell me about it.
Dad, is the you?
I mean, is this what you're working on, this Bling Ring?
Well, we're not sure what it is.
It's an idea I had.
And it got leaked out because it makes for a good story.
- I mean-- - It's so cool.
You're, like, famous.
Where are you getting this?
Facebook.
It's going viral.
Sick.
They're taking pictures.
I would so love to get my picture taken in Audrina's
bedroom.
Good morning.
We got an updated list from Patridge.
Thanks.
Pictures that wound up from the press.
She sent pictures.
I think I know why we can't make the prints.
OK.
What if it's kids?
Yeah.
And in the beginning we treated each break-in
as individual cases.
None of the evidence suggested that there was one burglary
crew working The Hills targeting Hollywood's rich and famous,
you know?
Um, and it never occurred to anybody, anybody
to think it was kids.
You know, we see these jobs every day.
Most of our perps are old enough to vote.
Kids.
Yeah.
And I know where to find them.
OK.
What do we call ourselves?
Patridge fan.
That's creative.
That's-- that's really good.
OK.
Looking for a high-end designer clothing.
Previous owner must be famous.
What do we do now?
Now, my friend, I buy you a cup of coffee.
Zack Garvey shoots his mouth off.
You know, that's how we found him, showing off on Facebook.
We made a fake Facebook account.
You know, said we were trying to buy famous people's clothes.
Three different people sent us to the same guy, HeartZG.
No, I told you.
I can't do Friday night.
Can I wear this?
Yeah, that's really cute.
Because you don't own me, that's why.
God.
We're going out Friday?
We better.
I'm running out of clothes.
I was thinking we do Lohan.
Yes!
Oh, my God.
She's my hero.
Me, too.
I don't think we should.
Well, you know, it's like all the stuff
that's on the internet.
Are you backing out?
No.
I'm just-- I don't know, maybe.
What did Zack say?
What does Zack say?
What do you say?
Or don't you think for yourself?
Where is Zack, anyway?
Hi.
I've been trying to call.
I know.
Sorry.
Listen, I made a mistake giving you that coupon.
Wait.
Is this about Natalie?
Not exactly.
Because we're not together.
I mean, we're friends, but that's it.
But you're cool.
You're both cool.
And I'm so not cool.
I'm not cool.
I am a total loser.
Look, if you give me a chance, I'll show you.
Come on.
There must be some reason you gave me that coupon.
You helped me.
There were like 500 kids, but you were the only one.
I really like you.
You know what you are?
What?
The kind of guy my parents say to stay away from.
So, if I ask you out, you'd say no?
They'd say no.
I mean, if you ask them.
Do I have to ask them?
Only if you want to go out with them.
I want to go out with you.
Then you should probably ask me.
DETECTIVE: Hi.
Excuse me.
You got a minute?
I just want to ask you a couple of questions.
OK.
Say I wanted to buy a souvenir,
are you the person that I would go to?
I don't know what you're talking about.
But you are that guy, right?
HeartZG.
Do you have a warrant?
Why would I need a warrant?
Because I don't think you can just
come up to a person like this.
Like what?
Look, I haven't done anything.
You want to search me?
You want to search my car, huh?
Just trying to help.
Well, I don't need help.
You know, I have a kid.
Kids get in trouble.
They need to talk.
Well, I'm not in trouble.
Why would you break into a person's house
and steal their underwear?
I wouldn't know.
Well, I'm happy to talk off the record.
Here's my cell.
You can text me.
I'm on Facebook.
Oh, great.
You missed the meeting.
You totally spooked April.
She doesn't even want to go out tonight.
Maybe we shouldn't.
My God.
What a bunch of whiners, just because they
write some stupid story?
Hey, I got stopped by a cop.
They know everything.
They don't know.
They're bluffing.
He didn't sound like he was bluffing.
When did you go back to being a wuss?
Excuse me?
It's that girl, isn't it?
What?
Because I don't care if you like her.
I mean, personally, I could care less.
But you made a commitment to this group, to me.
You can't start flaking out now.
I'm not flaking out.
This is it.
This is our moment.
They're writing stories about us.
We have a name.
We can't quit now.
We have to go.
Fine. Go.
Do whatever you want.
I'm not coming.
Zack.
ZACK GARVEY: Not now.
I know what you've been doing.
You've been going to clubs.
And you've been drinking.
It fell out of your jeans when I was doing the laundry.
I wasn't snooping.
Stop it.
- Stop doing that. - I'm sorry.
I swear. I just--
Why would you laugh at me?
Why is this funny to you?
It's not.
God, you're not.
I don't understand, Zack.
I don't understand what's happening.
I know.
All I ever wanted was for you to be happy.
I've tried to be someone you can confide in.
I tried to be a friend.
And everything just turns to crap.
I don't know what is going on with you.
It feels like you're out of control.
And I don't know what to do anymore.
So you tell me.
Tell me what I should do, because I keep trying to help
you and nothing is working.
I think you should ground me.
OK?
Two weeks.
Heyy!
Wow.
How did you guys know where I live?
Some of us are going clubbing.
Zack's going to catch up later.
You want to come?
You, you're so bad.
What?
This is great.
This is so great.
This must be why people like LA.
Whoa.
What's this one called?
A Maddie.
That's my name.
If you pay enough, they'll name a drink after your dog.
You paid them to make a Maddie?
Any friend of Zack's.
Oh, my God.
I love you guys.
Aw.
Where is Zack, anyway?
Meeting us at Lindsay's.
Lindsay?
Lindsay Lohan.
That's where we're going, to her house.
Ooh.
Did you disable the alarms?
Do you hear an alarm?
GIRL: Whatever happened to Marley.
Maddie.
Oh.
Ew!
Asked and answered.
I want to go home.
Don't be such a baby.
Bye, bye.
She's still drunk.
Maddie?
I got you.
Oh, God.
She puked everywhere.
I'm taking her home.
Let's go.
We're going to go upstairs.
Poor thing.
What-- what-- what-- what-- what am I--
what am I doing here?
I don't know.
We're in somebody's house.
Those girls are stealing things.
You don't have to worry.
I promise.
Are-- are you a part of this?
You're-- you're a part of this.
I'm not.
All right, let's just go.
No, get away from me.
Look, I just want to get you to the car.
I trusted you.
You made me trust you.
I didn't know this would happen.
I swear.
I'm-- I'm-- I'm sick.
I know. I know.
Please, just let me take you home.
That's Natalie Kim and Cherry Granger.
The other one calls herself Moon.
Who's that one?
We don't know who that is yet.
What about the others?
Can we bring them in?
The DA doesn't want to indict until we have more evidence.
We have warrants to search the houses.
We find anything, anything.
We'll bring them in for prints.
Who is it?
Larry.
LARRY GARVEY: Yeah?
What the hell is going on here?
We ask that you wait here in the living room.
Hands visible at all times.
Hey, mom.
Why is he doing this?
I don't know.
I swear.
Hey, what are you doing in there?
Look, you screwed me over.
You said you wanted to help.
You didn't want to help.
Facebook?
Is this part of some little game that you're playing?
What?
What did you want me to do, cover for you?
You probably don't even have a kid, right?
You made her up.
You probably live by yourself in some creepy studio apartment
eating soup from a can.
I would watch it.
Hey, you lied to me.
No, you lied.
You lie, you cheat, and you steal.
I give you a warning, you do it again.
Who's the girl?
What girl?
The girl, Zack.
The girl you were with.
This isn't a game.
Sooner or later we're going to match your prints to the prints
we got out of the houses, then we're going after the fence.
My offer still stands.
I'm here to help.
Right.
Can I get an officer up here?
Zack, you need to talk to us.
How do I go back to work, Zack?
Tell me that.
How do I show my face?
Not now, Larry.
Please.
It was a mistake.
I tried so hard to be proud of you.
I've tried so hard.
Somebody set me up.
Stop.
Just stop ducking responsibility.
Because they're jealous of me.
Why?
Why would anybody be jealous of you?
That's enough.
Just leave him alone.
How can you defend him?
He's our son.
He needs our support.
All he does is lie to you, Iris.
He just-- he just puffs himself up.
This isn't the time.
At least I don't puff myself up about nothing.
Putting food on the table every night
is not nothing, son.
Having a job to go to every day is not nothing.
Nobody cares what you do except you.
Why can't you just admit it, Zack?
Can you just admit for one time that you're a screw up?
No.
For once in my life, people respect me.
Just stop it, both of you.
You're going to drive him away.
Back me up, Iris.
One time.
Zack was different.
You could tell from the day he was
born people were drawn to him.
Which is why you signed him up for acting classes.
Total strangers would ask for his autograph
before he could talk.
Some people think you pushed him.
Pushed him?
How old was he when he got an agent?
Three.
Do you think in some strange, misguided way he was doing this
for you, trying to prove he could succeed the way you
wanted him to?
I know what you're doing.
I've seen these shows.
Blame the mother, that's always the way it goes.
INTERVIEWER: You were the parents.
Where were you?
Do you blame yourself for what happened?
Everybody always blames themselves sometimes.
I mean, I even blame my own mother.
Which I know that she did the best she could.
It wasn't like she didn't try.
Hi, I'm Zack Garvey.
Are you serious?
I'm a friend of your daughters.
I brought her home the other night.
What are you doing here?
Get back in your room.
Look, I want to make sure you're OK.
OK?
The police just came here.
They say I robbed Lindsay Lohan.
They said I'm going to jail.
It's not true.
- Get the hell out of here. - All right.
They're just trying to put pressure on you.
You told them!
I didn't tell them.
You said I didn't have to worry!
This isn't her fault. She didn't know.
She didn't know anything.
Get the hell out of here before I kick your teeth in!
Stay away!
All right. I'll fix this.
I'll make it right.
Hey, what's up?
I'm moving to Las Vegas to live with my father.
OK.
That's all you have to say, OK?
Is that why you did it?
One last good time before you go?
Nobody made her come out with us.
You think it's funny destroying a completely
innocent person?
Don't turn me into the bad guy.
I thought that's why you wanted to see me,
so you could gloat.
Orlando Bloom has a watch.
He bought it at auction, $500,000.
He never wears it.
I want to get it before I go.
You never stop, do you?
We need money for lawyers.
You don't need money.
That's not why you do this.
Everybody needs money.
Oh, my God.
What a jerk.
I am a total jerk.
Is that a yes or a no?
Were you even listening.
Did you hear anything I just said.
You want to say something, go ahead.
Detective Fishman.
Are you recording this?
Uh, no.
Maddie Bishop didn't do anything.
How would it work if I give you names and dates?
Well, it depends on what you tell me.
Tomorrow morning, 8 o'clock, there's
a coffee shop on Commons Way.
No wire.
They only do that in the movies.
Hello?
I just found out your mother works
for ShopLots, which is great.
My girlfriend's about to have a baby.
And Iris says she gets discounts.
You need to leave.
I hope to see a lot more of you.
ShopLots is my favorite store.
Stay away from my family.
I can't stay away.
You let anything slip to the cops,
your parents are going to pay.
I'm not going to the cops.
I'm just trying to get rid of it.
Mhm.
Who is that man?
He said this is stolen.
It's not.
Look at me.
You need to call the police.
We can't call the police.
Fine, I will.
No.
Mom, mom, listen to me.
If you call, he'll kill me, or you, or dad.
Trust me.
All right, don't trust me.
Just, don't do it.
Don't do anything.
Stay away from me.
Just five minutes. OK?
What are you trying to do?
Are you trying to get me in trouble, too?
No. No.
I swear.
No, I can't do this.
I'm freaking out.
I can't sleep.
I keep waiting for the police to show up at my house.
I've been thinking about it.
They didn't come to your house because you're not
on any of the tapes.
They don't even know you were part of it.
We're friends on Facebook.
I got a lot of friends.
Look, I need you to do me a favor.
Right.
Savage came after my parents.
So?
Tell the police.
I can't.
If the police go after him now, he'll know it came from me.
I need to set him up so he gets himself caught.
You are so sick.
What do you think this is, "The Italian Job?"
You won't get into any trouble.
No, no. I'm done here.
I'm finished.
Look, what if the others start talking?
You think they'd do that?
You think they'd give me up?
Look, I was on every single job.
If you help me, and they talk, I'll say it's a lie.
They're playing with us.
All right.
We need surveillance 24/7.
We need to get into their accounts.
Facebook, Twitter.
I don't care how you do it.
Break in, hack in.
We are going to find them all.
Whatever they're doing, we're going to catch them red-handed.
They're all online.
That's how they keep track of each other.
Now, they have a lot of friends in common,
but these are the ones that we have on tape.
So this is the ring, huh?
Yeah, there's probably a fence.
We haven't found him yet.
Yeah, they're not hanging out with each other,
not since we served the warrants,
but they're messaging.
Natalie Kim bought a plane ticket to Vegas.
Her flight leaves Saturday morning.
Cherry's having a party Friday night.
But that's not what Zack and Natalie are messaging about.
We think they're planning a job.
They know we're watching them, right?
It's like they think they're entitled
to this stuff, like they think they can't get caught.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
Who do we have inside?
- Brady. - That's it?
Yeah.
She was the only one young enough to pass.
Why don't we have more people?
We have a guy on each car.
Who are you tracking?
Natalie and Cherry.
What about Zack?
Zack's outside with a stripper.
What's he doing with a stripper?
Keep your pants on.
No, he should be with Natalie.
They're a team.
He's got her picture all over his Facebook page.
Where are they now?
I think they just went in the bathroom in the back room.
Both of them, together?
I thought you had a daughter.
It's what they do.
Have they come out?
Can you hear anything?
BRADY : Negative.
She's going to meet us there, right?
All right, that's them.
Come on.
Brady!
The second door.
Gone!
Nothing.
Let's go!
This is Fishman.
I need an APB on Natalie Kim and Zack Garvey.
Cover the city.
Whoa, check it out.
Kim has her Facebook locator on.
This is yours, I think.
Thank you.
You're not coming?
No, I don't think so.
Not this time.
All right, hey, you got your phone?
- Yeah, right here. - All right.
- Come on. - All right, I'll see you later.
- Thanks. - All right.
Let's go.
Bye.
Bye, guys.
Go, go, go.
What!
Yeah!
Wait, guys, did you hear that?
No.
Score.
If they know we're trailing them,
why would they leave the GPS on?
They're 17.
What do they know?
Let's go.
Oh, my God.
Ah!
Don't shoot!
Of course.
What the hell are you doing here?
We went out tonight.
Orlando Bloom's house.
You're out of your mind.
Check the internet.
He has a pretty impressive collection.
One watch worth half a million dollars.
All right. All right.
Forget it.
Hey.
Show me the watch.
I think it belonged to Howard Hughes.
No comment.
How much money did he get from Ms. Hilton?
Guys, if you want numbers, read the indictment.
Excuse me. Come on, fellas.
Please.
We got the fence first.
And he-- woof, he sang like a bird.
He gave us names, dates, 16 jobs, $3 million
worth of property.
I mean, after that, they were all
fighting to make statements.
I wasn't listening to my inner guide.
And that was a problem.
It's not that I did bad things.
It's just that I chose bad friends.
And they did bad things.
Not me.
Um, let's-- let's not make a mistake.
These kids were nothing like Robin Hood.
They were stealing from the rich and they were wearing it.
Natalie Kim, going somewhere?
So hypothetically, suppose I knew about a robbery
and I was willing to share information, could that
help me?
Turn around. Hands on the car.
Leugers.
Did you talk to Orlando?
Did he say anything about me?
DETECTIVE JENKS: You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to speak to an attorney.
Hi.
You ready to go?
I need to know Maddie Bishop won't be charged.
That's the deal.
She won't be charged.
OK.
I guess I'm ready.
Can I get your parents?
They're with my grandmother.
Let me see your hands.
Officer.
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to speak to an attorney.
Anything I say, yeah.
Whatever.
Let's go.
Why didn't you tell me about the fence?
I told you I would help.
Savage threatened me.
He said if I went to the police he'd hurt my family.
Yeah, right.
How long did it take you to come up with that?
Look, I did it because we were friends.
They were the first friends I ever had--
in my life.
Here.
My confession.
Posted it on YouTube last night.
80,000 hits already.
You should check it out.
It's a pretty good story.
I've seen enough.
That's it.
I'm not making excuses.
I just want to be clear.
People keep talking about the money, $2 million, $5 million.
It was never about the money.
It's like I'm sitting here all by myself staring
at the computer, watching this incredible party,
knowing I'm never going to get invited.
And then one day I realize this isn't a screen, it's a door,
and it's wide open.
And someone on the other side says, hey, come on in.
Just like that I got to be a completely different person.
I was the cool one.
I had friends.
All I had to do was go through.
Wouldn't you?